Postal Installment #0005



500 pieces of mail on the wall...

status quo

every batch has a favorite

double whammy

translation

she'll pay too

repulsive

wha a cop out, never responded

big gay ray

hope yer cute

burst my bubble

quality material

Superior help through friendly links

SMTP > HTTP

More AOL support!

Nice tits

i kno yu

they travel in pairs

email != IM

Det. Wisher gonna kick my ass!

C U ON NET LOL LOL

thnx info

U R S2PID, I H8 U

it just .. doesn't .. end

MS up to their old tricks

or our love for small woodland creatures

i'll ignore you like Hotmail does

french .. denmark .. all euro trash

words fail me

berserker!

call me sugardaddy

deep and meaningful

fuckin customers

justice, poetry, PR and more. well rounded postal

fuck down some site

sweet justice

not really secret, but just in case

need.. want..

I SO HELPFUL

my replies seem to scare em off

debatable

comega is our PR person

he didn't say 'please'

poetry in motion

was it our perfume?

we really need a FAQ

we miss the replies

can i port the wire via interface?

we know about the formaldehyde..

aol.. attrition.. easy to mistake

Nooooooo whammy! (good gameshow)

i know he read it all

we are now in charge of safety of the world

one of the mails that really did make us laugh

got fucked by a lawyer!

Reason #2,027 on "why to close port 25"

i see a pattern..

we find you guilty of being Euro

give us one good reason

it was my secound tour

yes, munge lives there

hiii yourself bigboy!

fear echelon master

duh?

that dog IS kinda cute..

brutal

jerk factor is kind of low

collage of crap

we have plenty of these pics

hot shaved lesbians?!

we draw a different line

we play the part of AOL tech support again

i know

we are stupid

wistful, wishfull, same thing right?

we are here to help

he told me to 'take it off'

e-mail stupidity knows no bounds

Let me check..

get dubious information

they type this with a joystick?

large bucket of popcorn

afk buying out the competition

i feel dirty sending this

expert spammer

my foot fits up your ass

WELCOME VERY MUCH

call me RIC

people wonder why i call the internet a cesspool?

he talking about Jacko?

something stinks

nature and fornication mmmm

free with any purchase?

was re: bad analogies

viruses and worms are smarter

call me Billy

808 state fan?

we're AOL, bow down!

he made it to our legal hall of shame!

praise, sagas, links, solutions

Send us.. we'll send nothing back!

PRAISE CTHULU

i'll tell you who i am..

that's it, lawsuit time

follow our links

got a solution for you

anything?

The Michael Jackson Saga!

allen iverson the role model

out of witty replies =(



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