From: Emelyinhawaii@aol.com
To: jericho@attrition.org
Cc: dragonrider96778@Yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 14:06:51 EST
Subject: please cancel my account

Please cancel my aol account effective tomarrow, 3-7-03.  Thank you for the 
free trial, but I think I will go with another company.  It is a drag that 
when I try to look up things I always get messages 502 that say there are too 
many people looking at that page.  Maybe you  just have too many customers 
already.

Aloha,

Emely Wilson

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Emelyinhawaii@aol.com
Cc: dragonrider96778@Yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 14:28:13 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: please cancel my account

: Please cancel my aol account effective tomarrow, 3-7-03.  Thank you
: for the free trial, but I think I will go with another company.  It is
: a drag that when I try to look up things I always get messages 502
: that say there are too many people looking at that page.  Maybe you
: just have too many customers already.

No, the 502 error message indicates that since you are not a paying
member, you are considered a lesser person. Our paying customers naturally
have priority over freeloaders such as yourself.

If you would like to actually pay for our service instead of mooching like
the homeless guys do with our french fries, I bet you'd enjoy the service
considerably more.

From: Emelyinhawaii@aol.com
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 18:04:23 EST
Subject: Re: please cancel my account

Well I am glad I'm cancelling this account because you don't want mooching 
freeloaders as customers.  I might have reconsider my options after finding 
out that paying customers have fewer problems, but I definatly want to cancel 
after the rude e-mail you sent me.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Emelyinhawaii@aol.com
Date: Thu, 6 Mar 2003 19:11:21 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: please cancel my account

: Well I am glad I'm cancelling this account because you don't want
: mooching freeloaders as customers.  I might have reconsider my options
: after finding out that paying customers have fewer problems, but I
: definatly want to cancel after the rude e-mail you sent me.

Good. You freeloading scum are the bane of legitimate businesses
everywhere. You are the cause of high prices, slow service and poor
employee disposition. When you aren't out panhandling and being a burden
to the public, feel free to quit using our service.

I liked it better when customers remembered they had no rights.


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