From: Showardttu@cs.com
To: webmaster@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2001 19:46:55 EDT
Subject: (no subject)

I am seeking to learn information regarding Samaritan's Purse.  On my initial 
contact, I learned that you do not hire anyone without a college education.  
I have enrolled at Wayland Baptist University and will begin there in their 
winter semester.  I am sending you a copy of my resume.  At the age of 18, I 
committed my life in full-time missionary service in the name of Jesus.  If 
God can use me now in your organization, I am ready.  I have an extensive 
business background and many connections within the Unites States and 
internationally.  As "Mama Gump" has demonstrated to you, someone without a 
college education can also be used by God.  I would feel honored for God to 
use me as an instrument as a testimony to her witness for Him. Although my 
story is different from Mama Gump's, I know that God wants me to share my 
life story with you.  I know that God has a plan and a purpose for me, and I 
know that I must seek His will for the great need that is in the world.  
Please pray with me as you read my resume.  I am ready to be used by God 
anywhere and at anytime that is in His omnipotent will.  Whether in 
Samaritan's Purse or in another place of service, I know that you will use 
this opportunity that God has given to both of us to direct me if you see a 
need for the skills that God has given to me.  I follow this prayer only to 
tell you that God found both of us as the prodigal children of Godly men and 
brought us back to His service.  Please help me to find His place of service 
for me.

In His love,

Susan Lale
Phillipians 4:13

From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: Showardttu@cs.com
Cc: webmaster@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2001 20:00:20 -0400
Subject: Re: CHUBBY

So Showardttu@cs.com [Showardttu@cs.com] was all like, and shit:
: I am seeking to learn information regarding Samaritan's Purse.  On my initial 
: contact, I learned that you do not hire anyone without a college education.  
: I have enrolled at Wayland Baptist University and will begin there in their 
: winter semester.  I am sending you a copy of my resume.  At the age of 18, I 
: committed my life in full-time missionary service in the name of Jesus.  If 
: God can use me now in your organization, I am ready. 

[blah PRAISE CTHULU blah]

: In His love,
: 
: Susan Lale
: Phillipians 4:13

Dear Susan Lale,

  I am still trying to figure out how to jerk off to this,
could you please send pics to gifs@attrition.org or a link
to pics of you and your sister's pillow fight???  It's a
losing battle here, SO PLEASE HURRY BEFORE I LOSE THIS CHUBBY.

thanks for your kind attention,

munge

-- 
Who Would Jesus Do?


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