The Michael Jackson Saga!

re: One, Two, Three, and Four.

From: Amanda JosÍ (sexyamanda200@hotmail.com)
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Sat, 21 Sep 2002 22:08:22 +0000

i saw that pic that u created, ya know the one where u take the piss 
out of michael jackson and say that hes a monkey. ur a fuckin prick 
and i'm gonna kill u with my bare hands if i see anythin like that 
again u twat.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Amanda JosÍ (sexyamanda200@hotmail.com)
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 19:19:09 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: your mail

Hello Amanda, 

Michael Jackson is a fag. He smokes cock like it's going out of style.
Calling him a monkey is an insult to primates world wide. And don't get me
started on his whore sisters! Anyway, the cocksuckin monkey fag molests
children and can't manage his money due to oxygen bubble and monkey
fetishes. Please.. calling him a monkey is nothing.

By the way.. "sexyamanda".. send me pics so I can jerk off more. Thanks in
advance.

From: Amanda JosÍ (sexyamanda200@hotmail.com)
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 16:57:01 +0000
Subject: not funny

dont even start thinkin that ur clever. ur just pathetic. u know absolutley 
fuck all about him. i dont know how old u r but i do know this, u need 2 grow 
up. Michael jackson is a legend and deserves the best respect that he can 
possibly get from people. I KNOW that ur dissin him because of the way he looks 
and thats out of order. The main reason why he looks the way he does is because
every time he looked in the mirror he saw his dads face. He hated his dad and 
wanted 2 change the way he looked and the surgery went wrong. the way he looks 
is not the way he planned 2 look. Do u know this man personally? i know i dont 
but i can tell u this. Michael Jackson is saving lives this very moment. He's given
over 10 million 2 charity and he thinks of others b4 himself. How many other 
so-called millionaired stars do u know that GIVE their money away in order 2 save 
lives? Exactly. Get a live, grow up and THINK about what u say b4 u say it.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Amanda JosÍ (sexyamanda200@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 15:24:37 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: not funny


: dont even start thinkin that ur clever. ur just pathetic.
: u know absolutley fuck all about him. i dont know how old u r but i do

And you know absolutely fuck all about me?

You see one image out of 3,085 images.. *three thousand* images, and
automatically assume that i made it, that i have some hatred toward
michael jackson? why don't you mail me whining like a little bitch about
me hating everyone else depicted negatively on the gallery? Oh, because
you don't know shit about me, attrition or anything else other than your
teeny bopper puppy love of a man more confused about himself than you are.

: know this, u need 2 grow up. Michael jackson is a legend and deserves
: the best respect that he can possibly get from people. I KNOW that ur

He gets the respect he deserves. And you can't buy respect (re: charity).

: dissin him because of the way he looks and thats out of order.

I'm "dissin" him because it pisses your bitch ass off you whiney cunt. 
Unlike that fag you worship, I make it clear that I don't care about your
opinion. It only serves to amuse me and provide me material with which to
debase you. Certainly can't use it as jerk material beecause your
complaints are so hypocritical and dull.

: The main reason why he looks the way he does is because every time
: he looked in the mirror he saw his dads face. He hated his dad and
: wanted 2 change the way he looked and the surgery went wrong. the way he

Which surgery went wrong? First? Third? Twenty ninth?

If he had issues with his face and self esteem problems, he should have
spent the money on a shrink, not trying to become a white girl.

: looks is not the way he planned 2 look. Do u know this man personally? i

Do you know ME personally? I can tell 'u' this.. you are ignorant, and a
hypocrite, and your lack of intelligence shines through in your pathetic
argument and lack of ability to spell out "u".

: know i dont but i can tell u this. Michael Jackson is saving lives this
: very moment. He's given over 10 million 2 charity and he thinks of
: others b4 himself. How many other so-called millionaired stars do u know

10 million.. out of how much? It's a fuckin tax break and means for public
sympathy you sheep.

: that GIVE their money away in order 2 save lives? Exactly. Get a

How about Bill Gates and his 57 million donation to fight AIDS?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/701860.stm

How about Bill Gates' pledge for 750 million to vaccine funds?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/534761.stm

And Ted Turner donating 1 *billion* dollars to UN programs?
http://www.cnn.com/US/9709/18/turner.gift/

Bill Gates again with a 5 *billion* dollar donation to WHG Foundation?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/your_money/360770.stm

As for movie stars, a quick list of who has kicked in money to various
charities and foundations:
http://www.runday.com/stars%20charity.htm

: live, grow up and THINK about what u say b4 u say it.

How about you THINK about that crap you are peddling and the shit you have
bought in to?

http://www.sharingpensions.co.uk/celebrity_michael_jackson.htm

  Also in 1993 allegations were made against Jackson that he sexually
  abused a 13-year old boy and the police were called in. 

  With the threat of a grand jury looming and the potential damage to his
  career and superstar image, Michael Jackson settled out of court with
  the boy's family for an estimated $20 million and the criminal
  proceedings were dropped in 1994. It has been claimed that his marriage
  to Lisa Marie Presley in May 1994 was a publicity stunt to improve his
  image. 

from the same article, we can also see that he is hip to giving some money
to charity, while ripping off honest businesses worldwide, that makes him
oh so noble..

  It is also known that Michael Jackson is facing several lawsuits for
  non-payment. This includes a $2 million watch and $12 million in alleged
  unpaid fees by a South Korean finance company that had arranged loans
  for Jackson in the late 90s. Michael is also being sued for $20 million
  by a concert producer claiming he oversaw the last two world tours which
  Michael has not paid. Despite this, it is unlikely Michael Jackson will
  face bankruptcy so long as his assets continue to increase in value. 

http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/29/cel.jackson/

  .. says a top music marketing executive. "Frankenstein generates more
  sympathy." 

and:

  Jackson's Q ratings, a measure of celebrity popularity, support that: He
  is seen negatively by three times as many people as view him positively. 


This isn't the Michael Jackson you used to masturbate to. Grow up, wake
up, and quit fucking whining to me you ignorant wench.

From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 15:41:31 -0400
Subject: Re: not funny (fwd)

    sc: This isn't the Michael Jackson you used to masturbate to. Grow
    sc: up, wake up, and quit fucking whining to me you ignorant
    sc: wench.

    I'm pulling, tugging and manhandling but still finding this thread
    oddly unjerkable. 

    m~

From: Amanda JosÍ (sexyamanda200@hotmail.com)
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 18:23:36 +0000
Subject: Re: not funny

How u broke up my text and wrote a little bit after each one! how pathetic! 
thats all u are. i dont fancy michael jackson u twat i'm 16 and i dont 
physically find him attractive. i know i dont know you and quite frankly 
i dont want 2 know u, but i think that u should stop spending your life 
hating someone you dont even know! what u may read in the papers or whatever 
is a totally different point of view and is blatently a load of bollox. 
everyone knows that, u piece of shit. No matter how much u write about michael 
jackson and how u try to make hate him its not gonna work mate, it never will. 
but i'll give u this, you r good at arguing but then again is that somethin 2
be proud of? Look i think michael jackson is wicked and a legend and all
that shit, but does that make me have 2 prove to u how good he is? and u 
shouldn't try 2 prove 2 me how shit he is. we have our own opinions and i think 
we should just settle it. i just dont like the fact that u r puttin down someone 
that i really like. how would u like it if i was puttin down one of your idols? 
i'm not like that. i'm obviously more mature than u. you have ur own point of 
view but just dont share it with me i really dont give a shit.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Amanda JosÍ (sexyamanda200@hotmail.com)
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 15:13:47 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: not funny


: How u broke up my text and wrote a little bit after each
: one! how pathetic! 

pathetic? that is called common courtesy. it allows seperate thoughts to
be kept clear, and replies to be associated with the original whining. you
are new to the internet and haven't figured out how to get your head out
of your ass. you keep sending me this HTML e-mail shit which many don't
use at all. you run your little mumbling together and can't form a full
coherent thought. 

: thats all u are. i dont fancy michael jackson u twat

sure you do. look at your pathetic whining in defense of him. you do fancy
him.

: i'm 16 and i dont physically find him attractive. i know i dont know you
: and quite frankly i dont want 2 know u, but i think that u should stop

there you go again. when i was 16, i was able to spell out "2" and "u"
instead of using that teeny bopper AOL mentality.

: spending your life hating someone you dont even know! what u may read in
: the papers or whatever is a totally different point of view and is
: blatently a load of bollox. everyone knows that, u piece of shit. No

how do you know? so you're telling me that all the news reports are wrong,
and your word is what counts. give me one reason i should believe this..

: matter how much u write about michael jackson and how u try to make
: hate him its not gonna work mate, it never will. but i'll give u this,

how much i write about him? please, i'm countering the crap your are
peddling.

: you r good at arguing but then again is that somethin 2 be proud of?
: Look i think michael jackson is wicked and a legend and all that shit,
: but does that make me have 2 prove to u how good he is? and u shouldn't
: try 2 prove 2 me how shit he is. we have our own opinions and i think we

then keep your opinion to yourself. like it says on this site, if you
don't like OUR opinion, then don't look. go to
michaeljacksonmolestskids.com or something.

: should just settle it. i just dont like the fact that u r puttin down
: someone that i really like. how would u like it if i was puttin down one

wait..

: i dont fancy michael jackson u twat

: someone that i really like

so which is it? like most chicks, you are contradicting yourself within
what.. twenty minutes (or however long it took you to type one paragraph).

: of your idols? i'm not like that. i'm obviously more mature than u. you

if you put down one of my idols i would ignore it. if i did for some
strange reason feel compelled to mail you, i would certainly come up with
a more logical and coherent argument supported by FACTS.. something you
failed to do. 

: have ur own point of view but just dont share it with me i really dont
: give a shit.

THEN DON'T FUCKING MAIL ME YOU STUPID GASH

From: Amanda JosÍ (sexyamanda200@hotmail.com)
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 19:39:09 +0000
Subject: Re: not funny

oh, so it annoys u when i email u? good, then i shall carry on, u can block 
me if u want, it shows that i am pissin u off, which is what i'm intending 
2 do. u say i dont know what the internet is all about, fuck that shit u 
wanker i know enough not 2 much like u, u computer freak!
c ya.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Amanda JosÍ (sexyamanda200@hotmail.com)
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 16:04:43 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: really funny

: oh, so it annoys u when i email u? good, then i shall carry on, u

no, learn to read. i said if YOU dont give a shit, then don't mail me.
you'd have no clue if i blocked you, filtered your mail or anything else.
of course, one mail to hotmail and it would be trivial to get that account
shut down. but that isn't fun.. i rather enjoy your whining. it will make
great material for Going Postal (www.attrition.org/postal/). you can join
the ranks of other losers that wasted their time drooling in e-mail to us.

: can block me if u want, it shows that i am pissin u off, which is what
: i'm intending 2 do. u say i dont know what the internet is all about,

so you are intending to piss me off and annoy me. you should look up the
AUP for Hotmail =)

: fuck that shit u wanker i know enough not 2 much like u, u computer
: freak! c ya.

is that really the best you can do you dumb cunt? can i start the "sticks
and stones" routine now, to make you more comfortable? 

please, do something more productive like your teeny bopper masturbation
fantasies lusting over michael jackson. 

At this point, my dear Amanda quits mailing me. But all is not lost! Just a few days later, a replacement cunt fills in her shoes..

From: Ashley Rayer (gracie_lue_freebush@hotmail.com)
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 29 Sep 2002 09:56:45 -0500

Dear Sir or Mam;
     i don't know why you think of Michael like this! it's rude to make fun of 
someone that has inspired the world with his talent. He is a christian and if 
you disrespect him than you're really disrespecting Christ Jesus our savior. 
You should think before you hurt peoples self-esteem. Michael has been through 
a lot and his nose jobs should not be made fun of. i'm sure that you have made
mistakes before in your life, so just because your mistakes don't show on the 
outside doesn't mean that you should go around making fun of those whose do. I 
just want you to know that that was a big mistake. And i think that you should 
think again before you put things on the web.

                                     from  
                                         gracie_lue_freebush

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Ashley Rayer (gracie_lue_freebush@hotmail.com)
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 04:21:26 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: your mail

: Dear Sir or Mam; 

It's neither sir nor "mam". Address me as god please.

:      i don't know why you think of Michael like this! it's rude to make
: fun of someone that has inspired the world with his talent. He is a

By putting up one image that uses humor at his expense? I guess my thesis
paper "Why Michael Jackson Deserves Ass Rape" wouldn't be received well
either?

: christian and if you disrespect him than you're really disrespecting
: Christ Jesus our savior. You should think before you hurt peoples

Jesus.. isn't he the short guy that served me the shitty burritos last
weke?

: self-esteem. Michael has been through a lot and his nose jobs should not
: be made fun of. i'm sure that you have made mistakes before in your

Yes they should. That poor excuse for a white boy should have stopped
after his fourteenth nose job if you ask me. Hell, I think NJ #9 was
pushing it a bit, but Latoya disagreed saying that was well thought out.

: life, so just because your mistakes don't show on the outside doesn't
: mean that you should go around making fun of those whose do. I just want
: you to know that that was a big mistake. And i think that you should
: think again before you put things on the web. 

In short, no. To elaborate, you and your little teeny bopper wannabe whore
girlfriends quit looking at our site if you don't like it. I'm not sure if
my mail was posted to a message board, or if you are the same pathetic
whiny bitch that mailed me a few days ago. Either way, you aren't amusing
me any more. When I am not amused, I can't jerk off nearly as well. So if
you continue to peddle your crap, please do so in a manner more fit for my
masturbatory desire.

ps: your "last name" of 'freebush' is kind of exciting all by itself.

At this point, I figured they would like a little MJ humor..

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Ashley Rayer (gracie_lue_freebush@hotmail.com), sexyamanda200@hotmail.com
Cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 17:56:29 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: your mail

Two hotmail dorks mail about the same image in the span of what.. two
days? Why do I think you two are one in the same. Anyway, as a parting
gift for your pathetic mail, I have some top notch humor for you.

--

http://www.indianchild.com/michael_jackson_humor.htm


Why is Michael Jackson's new album entitled "Bad?" 
Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic." 


Did you hear? They've had a big break in the Michael Jackson molestation
case...A doctor did a rectal exam of one of the boys bringing charges and
found ... a white glove.


Q: Did you hear about the new McJackson?
A: It's a 35 year old piece of meat between two 12 year old buns.


Q. Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.


Top 10 Jobs Unsuitable for Michael Jackson
10. Pop Singer
9. Zoo Keeper
8. Ice Cream Man
7. Guidance Counselor
6. Children Swimming Instructor
5. Roman Polanski's Traveling Companion
4. Day Care
3. Pediatrician
2. Department Mall Santa
1. Roman Catholic Priest


A young boy asks his Priest if God is a man or a woman. The Priest decides
to tease the boy and answers that God is both.....
The boy then asks if God is black or white. Again the answer is both...
Next question, is God gay or straight. Once more the answer is both....
The boy then asks "Father, is Michael Jackson God??"

http://www.kissmyass.com/archives/AssDetails.cfm?AssofWeekID=47

http://www.bbc.co.uk/choice/liquidnews/michael_jackson/ram/hair_on_fire.ram

From: Amanda JosÍ 
X-Originating-IP: [62.7.144.152]
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Wed, 02 Oct 2002 12:01:48 +0000
Subject: Re: your mail

just tell me what your trying to do? Tell me why you are sending me shit about 
MJ? Is there a reason? Your not bothering me if thats the reason why your sending 
me crap, otherwise why? I think you need to grow up. no matter how old you are, 
its just getting pathetic now mate.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Amanda JosÍ (sexyamanda200@hotmail.com)
Cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org)
Date: Thu, 3 Oct 2002 03:50:00 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: your mail

You mail me with your drivel.. then do it again from another hotmail
account (or tell one of your teeny bopper friends to), and you whine about 
ME needing to grow up?

pot -> kettle -> black

but obviously not black like michael jackson.

From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Ashley Rayer (gracie_lue_freebush@hotmail.com)
Cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 13:40:30 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: He's oxygenated...his nose is deflated...

: Dear Sir or Mam;

I am neither Sir nor Madam.  You may address me as "Abalohassan Oskee
Boskee Beebeeawbee."  Or you can call me "Bob."

: i don't know why you think of Michael like this! it's rude to make fun
: of someone that has inspired the world with his talent.

I think it's rude for someone who's made millions upon millions of dollars
and received countless industry accolades to repay all that with charges
of racism.  The only thing that makes that travesty even remotely funny is
that the idiot who pulled that crap is whiter than *I* am.

I think Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails is talented and has inspired the
world, too.  But if he acted like the total weirded-out horse's ass as
Jackson has, I'd be lampooning him as well.

: He is a christian and if you disrespect him than you're really
: disrespecting Christ Jesus our savior.

You gotta be on crack.  You think Jesus supports pedophiles?  If he did,
then Catholic priests all over the world would be molesting...

Aw shit.  Nevermind.

: You should think before you hurt peoples self-esteem.

You honestly think Michael Jackson visits our web site?  Cool!  We hope he
sees it and stops playing the Weird-Ass Gimp of the music industry.

: Michael has been through a lot and his nose jobs should not be made fun
: of.

Why not?  They look funny.  He looks funny with them.  And it's funny to
be funny.  So we make fun.  Deal.

: i'm sure that you have made mistakes before in your life, so just
: because your mistakes don't show on the outside doesn't mean that you
: should go around making fun of those whose do.

I make loads of mistakes.  All of them are a matter of public record.  But
I've never made the mistake of making myself look like Pinocchio.

: I just want you to know that that was a big mistake. And i think that
: you should think again before you put things on the web. 

Note to self: let's put up 200 more pics making fun of the chimp chump.

.c


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