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Webmaster
/ Founder:
Rich
"Lowtax" Kyanka - Harnessing the powers of air, fire,
water, and the New York Stock Exchange, Lowtax is able to summon a mighty
yalp and battle evil forces, malicious hoodlums, and a mysterious bleach-like
substance that smells remarkably like Tang. His sole purpose is to make
light of the sheer awfulness that inhabits the Internet, so maybe other
people will be warned in advance. Well, that's what he claims, but we
all know he does it simply because he's got an inferiority complex and
enjoys lashing out at the world.
Lowtax feels
that Something Awful is one of the most upbeat, positive sites on the
Internet. Why? Because it takes the utter crap and stupidity we're exposed
to every day, and attempts to metamorphasize it into something amusing
and entertaining. If the site succeeds in that is up to debate, but it's
still a noble cause.
Tech
Department:
Jeff
K. - Master of the l33t haX0ring arts, Jeff K. wields a keyboard
and mouse like a sword and shield. Always ready to answer the most technical
of computer questions, Jeff K. is the glue that keeps Something Awful
together.
Site
Mascot :
Cliff
Yablonski - A true legend of this era, Cliff's rapier-like wit
and charming attitude has won over the hearts of millions. Cliff is happy
to answer any question you might have regarding this site or his favorite
paint varnish. If you're lucky, he might even not threaten to kill you.
Somebody put up a fan page dedicated to him,
but I'm not sure why.
Legal
Issues:
Leonard
Crabs, "Attorney" At Law - Leonard's "unique"
style of law has won him many fictitious awards from people that never
existed. He once ate an entire watermelon in one hour. For more information,
check out his website.
Other
Contributors:
Moltar -
Various graphic design, experimental video game and movie test subject.
Jed - PSX
reviews.
Bezzy -
UK corespondent.
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