The Contest: Make up your best design for a Something Awful T-shirt There are no real rules, and the shirt can be any color or design. Download a copy of the base white shirt here, then get cracking and design something that would make Cranky Steve proud to wear.

The Criteria: I, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka, will pick the top six entries and then allow the readers of SA to vote on their favorite designs starting next week.

The Prizes: Wow, prizes galore!

1st Place: Three free t-shirts and a broken VCR controller
2nd Place: One T-shirt, sent solely to remind you that you did not win and you will be forced to wear the shame and dishonor across your chest for the rest of your life, or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first
3rd Place: Empty bottle of aspirin discovered under my couch while vacuuming
4th Place: $20 gift certificate for a restaurant I just made up
5th Place: Hitler's brain*
*while quantities last

Details: All entries must be submitted to lowtax@somethingawful.com by midnight, March 31st. You can submit as many designs as you want, as long as they don't suck. Now hurry up and get started!