Postal Installment #0003


If only we got paid for dealing with stupidity...

keep writing us tho..

spammers beware

a daunting task

respect techbabe's mind!

damn chinese are clever hackers

should be a law..

email thread of doom - this is a doozy

turnabout is fair play

Nothing I say could match the humor in this.


Since Attrition has been down...

Trust me, you don't want "in"

E-Commerce Department

I just care about the mustard really

high ranking member of a large alliance

KILL EM ALL AND LET INTERNIC SORT EM OUT

huh huh fire huh huh

call me honkey

In short..

questionable motives and risky candy

lecken Sie die Toilette


COULD THE PERSON IN THE NEXT STALL PLEASE LET GO OF MY PANT LEG

a site more hated than ours

Declaration of submissive fields to which I try to avoid.

it was my brother's sister's dog's cousin!

4 lines normal, 4 lines kiddie

stay in my hair. wash it too

watch where you step d00d

ralph lied to you about santa too

hypothetically.. *wink* *nudge*

work me baby


Postal, prettier than ever!

Why the hostility?

One of my thoughts

Useful vs Useless

NOW!

We're still here..

The lengths they go to..

TeACH ME HACK

Twenty words got me this reply


A few of the 9-11 based e-mails we received.

Such a good IDEA

i dared to reply

another fine idea!

someone is witholding evidence

alt.lunatic might be a good place

don't quite think you are the government spokesperson..

Call to action..


Without powedery white substance

Amazing what you can find in old mail spools.

we can help you

lethal programs!

nah, probably just our arrogance

puns about 'hardware' and 'software' "cum" to mind

but we LIKE sniffing glue

hacker software on demand

we sned you engrish lesson no virus

the caps didn't give away you being a newbie

Theres more to this case than a WebTV user can understand

fuck u! please?


Guaranateed Anthrax free

Santa will hook yer shit up

The MASTER

Mugshots, 1 dollah

Stereotypes laid out

a repeat postal offender

We're eventually going to get caught!

BLACK SIT

plip plop

WORM KILLER!

At least he is praying for us.

He has a real violence problem. I fear for his keyboard.

Of the Detroit Pitts?

...

i am hurt and violated

Past.. future.. who cares

We really need to sell computers for a living..

'format' can do it all

Yeah, we're still here..

FOAD


When it rains it pours..

in no less than 1000 words

Hello I am the owner of the 31337 hackers.

echelon compromise

Da Ass Man

And I am tecnically a Tek rebel.

If you want to ping me it's OK.

random man-whoring

Yet another conspiracy uncovered.

Geezus man, hush up about Unix!

stalker

penile secrets

YOUR PROBLEM IS OBVIOUS

please , please , please reply dear(s)

He spent 140 millions.

but they fired me.

i dont speak english so when you can anwer in german plz.

Mako if you can


I bet the FCC wouldn't like us.

a good start

spoon feeding

post x-mas fruitcakes

don't share this uber sekret IP

Jesus you are all Black!

in short.. magic

we have fine porn here

he'll eat our spleens, oh my!

i got something to teach you


A tad more hostile...

This guy 'NIPC' could help..

Hacking free sites is like kicking puppies.

PPS i wouldn't use your web page to wipe my ass

anonymous Western Union..

at least he was polite

doh, you sure got us!

Internet gene pool needs chlorine

she WAS your girlfriend

#3 is the big item on my list

haiku for all

felony for a link on his page.. what a deal!

intelligence cards?

call me 'headmaster'

they know what newbie means!!

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