From: Jim Smith (email@example.com) To: firstname.lastname@example.org Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2001 12:15:11 -0800 (PST) Subject: Who sells the Unix tool? I have heard that you people are a hacking group. I thought that would mean you could tell me where I can get this "unix" tool. People tell me that "unix" is the best hacking program around, but when I try to find "unix for Windows '98" I am confused because I cannot find it. Since I trust you group use Windows 98' (it is good) you can tell me how to get "Unix for Windows '98". I have searched the Intenret and Wal*mart's software shelf for this. Another thing: being a hacking tool, is unix illegal?
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