(07-19-2006 6:36:27 PM) lyger: so, on to business
(07-19-2006 6:36:52 PM) lyger: and if i typo many times, apologies.
(07-19-2006 6:37:03 PM) lyger: i was attacked by a box of donuts today
(07-19-2006 6:37:17 PM) czarina: mmm hmmm
(07-19-2006 6:37:22 PM) lyger: seriously
(07-19-2006 6:37:31 PM) lyger: motherfucker actually drew blood
(07-19-2006 6:37:32 PM) czarina: They just THREW themselves on you
(07-19-2006 6:38:10 PM) lyger: so i'm holding this ox of donuts
(07-19-2006 6:38:15 PM) lyger: /s/ox/box
(07-19-2006 6:38:28 PM) lyger: the lid is taped hut
(07-19-2006 6:38:32 PM) lyger: /s/hut/shut
(07-19-2006 6:39:00 PM) lyger: being wise as i am, i decide to use my car keys to cut through the tape
(07-19-2006 6:39:26 PM) lyger: i grab the key pencil-style and swipe through the tape
(07-19-2006 6:39:49 PM) lyger: unfortunately, right index finger was a little low on the grip
(07-19-2006 6:40:14 PM) czarina: mmm hmmm
(07-19-2006 6:40:20 PM) lyger: cardboard box 1/8" deep through tip of right index finger
(07-19-2006 6:40:26 PM) czarina: It's a conspiracy  ....  C-O-N-spiracy
(07-19-2006 6:40:43 PM) lyger: like a paper cut, but 5 times as wide
(07-19-2006 6:41:06 PM) lyger: blood everywhere
(07-19-2006 6:41:31 PM) lyger: so i shook my finger onto the donuts and handed them out to our programmers
(07-19-2006 6:41:50 PM) czarina: With blood on them ?
(07-19-2006 6:41:59 PM) lyger: ok, so i embellished there
(07-19-2006 6:42:59 PM) lyger: usually i just spit on the donuts