From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Jeff McBride (helpusgettophoenix@yahoo.com)
Cc: curators@datalossdb.org
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:38:35 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Please Help Us Get To Arizona For The Holidays, Thank You!


Hi Jeff,

: This email that you are reading comes from a family  that is currently
: living in Longmont, Colorado. Specifically, I, Jeff McBride, am writing this
: letter, to you. The purpose of this letter/email is to find  someone,
: somewhere that can help us get to Phoenix, or, any city nearby in Arizona.

: and I am so hoping I can find someone that can help get us to Phoenix! I
: hope there is a compassionate, kind, sweet, caring person that can make
: this all happen! Make this Christmas a special one for all of us
: involved to make this happen. Thank you and have a very blessed day!

: Jeff McBride
: 720-213-4057
: 2211 Whistler Dr
: Longmont, Colorado, 80504-2393

Google Maps shows this address isn't even developed. That means if you do
live there, it is in a house built in the last 1 - 3 years. If you can
afford a new house, you do not need to beg random organizations for help
getting to Phoenix.

Worse, you don't even say WHY you want to go to Phoenix. Family? Kinky sex
with a mistress? Visit the fabled tent prison cities?

In short, quit spamming like this. Go to your local 7-11 and beg for
change there. It can be found at 1650 Main Street, just a few miles from
your house.

Jared

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Jeff McBride (jmcbr9723@gmail.com)
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:57:45 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Please Help Us Get To Arizona For The Holidays, Thank You!


On Thu, 10 Dec 2009, Jeff McBride wrote:

: Aw, so easy to judge when you do NOT have the facts. No, I do NOT own

Facts you did not provide. In your poorly written letter begging for
handouts, you did not fully indicate your status. Further, you didn't
indicate why any organization should help you other than "because I want".

: this house, I am renting. I would like to move to Phoenix because I have
: family there, better jobs, MUCH cheaper housing. So, yea, I do have
: family there. So, thanks for writing back. I will continue to look. Take
: care!

Pro advice: Get a job, save up money, move on your own. In the long run,
you will be much happier if you aren't depending on handouts. In the mean
time, if I run into you at 7-11, i'll drop you a few quarters.

Jared

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Jeff (jmcbr9723@gmail.com)
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:47:50 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Please Help Us Get To Arizona For The Holidays, Thank You!


On Thu, 10 Dec 2009, Jeff wrote:

: Hello, again, there, Jared. OK, well, if you will notice, I am not
: asking for, nor do I need a job. Already have that. And, also, no where
: did I say anything about needing money. If I find someone who is willing
: to help, I will explain to them in much more detail as to what our
: situation is. Thanks again for writing!

You didn't explain much of anything. Rather, you threw a poorly written
massacre of the English language at my organization begging for some
vague help to get a few states over.

In short, 7-11 has an opening for you, just outside the front door. I have
quarters...

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Jeff (jmcbr9723@gmail.com)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:07:59 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Please Help Us Get To Arizona For The Holidays, Thank You!


Jeff,

Y'know, buddy... I gotta agree with Jared here.  First of all, and bear
with me here, your original email was received by curators@datalossdb.org,
which is operated by the Open Security Foundation.  Problem:  OSF is a
501(c)(3) NOT FOR PROFIT ORGANIZATION.  You're asking for help from people
who barely get it themselves.  Now, hang on, this gets really fun...

http://507summerhawk.com/default.aspx

To quote:

"Please, please, please help me so that I may continue to do what I am
doing. I have a heart of gold, and for me to continue to help people, I
need help myself. I need major financial help."

see your quote below:

"no where (sic) did I say anything about needing money."

In your email, no.  You didn't.  Thanks to the power of the Almightly
Google, you didn't have to.  Did you really think your flip to a Yahoo
email address would hide you on the net?  You're a professional beggar.
You're transparent.  You're stupid.  If you really want help, let us dump
that abortion of a web page you have (507summerhawk.com) into Microsoft
Word, hit "track changes", edit it for grammar, and send it back to you.

Also:

http://www.viadeo.com/en/profile/jeff.mcbride

Good god, dude... I mean, I could make a crack here, but that says
everything.  What else could I possibly say to..

*shudder*

Reiterating what Jared said: save up, move on your own.  If you can't do
that, then you *do* need money, which is CRYSTAL clear from your web site,
which makes you a hypocrite, which makes you a liar, which... oh, fuck, we
all get the picture.

If you do find someone "willing to help", please let us know.  Debunking
bullshit is our hobby.  Really and for true.

NEXT.


On Thu, 10 Dec 2009, Jeff wrote:

": " Hello, again, there, Jared. OK, well, if you will notice, I am not asking
": " for, nor do I need a job. Already have that. And, also, no where did I say
": " anything about needing money. If I find someone who is willing to help, I
": " will explain to them in much more detail as to what our situation is.
": " Thanks again for writing!

From: beastah (beastah@attrition.org)
To: Jeff McBride (helpusgettophoenix@yahoo.com)
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:41:00 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Please Help Us Get To Arizona For The Holidays, Thank You!

Jeff, allow me to just say that it touches me deep inside to know that
people like you are out there.  Just that you're taking the time to write
in hope of getting help.  Helping one another after all, is what we should
be doing in this most festive of seasons.  Case in point.

This one time, I was sitting alone in my shared apartment and feeling
maybe a bit spunky.  So, I decided, while I was alone I was gonna maybe throw on a
sweet Pauly Shore movie and...you know... flog the bishop, pull the goalie,
drain the baby batter, make some man gravy...  So, I get going to Encino
Man and wow, am I ever gettin close budddddddddddy when some dude that
I've never met before just like, barges in. Well, was I ever shocked.  I mean,
I almost stopped.  But, then I realized, I've never met this dude before
So, I did what you did, I asked the question.  "Sir, can you please pull
your pants down half way, show me your boxers and talk to me like you're 50 Cent
and I'm  your skeezy slutty weezing the juice road whore".  I mean, it
sounds insane now but, you know what?  IT WORKED.  HE DID IT.  I stucccoed the
apartment ceiling in wave after wave of Encino Man/50 Cent pleasure.

So, I'm going to do to you what that weird guy who eventually beat me
half to death and stole all my money for crack did for me.  I'm going
to help.

Do you like 50 Cent?

Please advise.

BeAsTaH

On Wed, 9 Dec 2009, Jeff McBride wrote:

": " This email that you are reading comes from a family  that is currently
": " living in Longmont, Colorado. Specifically, I, Jeff McBride, am writing this
": " letter, to you. The purpose of this letter/email is to find  someone,
": " somewhere that can help us get to Phoenix, or, any city nearby in Arizona.
": " Or, a church in this case, that can help us get to Phoenix. I hope this will
": " make sense to you. In a nutshell, and to sum this all up, I am looking for
": " someone, a church, a company, business, or whatever, or if you know anyone
": " that can help, please, do let me know! Please get my  message/word out to
": " anyone that you think can help, if you can't. Again, I am looking for
": " anyone, a company, corporation, church, business, Radio Stations, TV
": " Stations, etc. that can help! So, I hope you, or your church can help, or
": " company or? Would also be great to when we do move to Phoenix, or any city
": " nearby, to find a great and awesome church to go to. Thank you so very much
": " for reading this and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for all of your
": " help. Especially now with Christmas almost here. It would be awesome to be
": " there, in  Phoenix,  for  Christmas. As they say, it is the season of giving
": " and I am so hoping I can find someone that can help get us to Phoenix! I
": " hope there is a compassionate, kind, sweet, caring person that can make this
": " all happen! Make this Christmas a special one for all of us involved to make
": " this happen. Thank you and have a very blessed day!