From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Niki Briton (nbriton@hotmail.co.uk)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 9 Jan 2009 13:55:54 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: hacking


On Fri, 9 Jan 2009, Niki Briton wrote:

": "
": " hi!
": "
": " i was wondering if you could please teach me how wo hack passwords to little sites??

We have requirements for things like this:

1.  We need to know how old you are (child labor laws are strict, you know?)
2.  We need to have a valid reason why you want this information.
3.  We need to know which Oakland Raiders punter hit the roof of the
Superdome during a regular season game.

Patiently awaiting your reply.

Lyger

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Niki Briton (nbriton@hotmail.co.uk)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 9 Jan 2009 14:06:13 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: RE: hacking


On Fri, 9 Jan 2009, Niki Briton wrote:

": "
": " thanks for the reply
": "
": " arm i am 18 from england

Good enough.


": " and i just wanna hack games sites and stuff like that! nothing serious!

Strike one.  If you think "hacking games sites" is "nothing serious", you
should call your local police, or constable, or bobbies, or whatever you
call them over there and ask for their help.  I'm sure they'd be
interested.

": " and i dont know as i dont live in the US

Strike two.  Google doesn't live in the US either, but it knows how to
find information.  Try it.

Oh, and strike three... Ray Guy never hit the roof of the Superdome in a
regular season game.  It was the overhead video screen during the 1976 Pro
Bowl.  You're out.

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Niki Briton (nbriton@hotmail.co.uk)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 9 Jan 2009 14:14:07 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: RE: hacking


On Fri, 9 Jan 2009, Niki Briton wrote:

": " well is it serious hacking games site like travian????

Again, you're asking us for information you could easily find on Google.

http://www.google.com/search?q=england+hacking+laws&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-9&aq=t&rls=org.attrition:en-US:official&client=gopher

": " please help i read about your site and what you can do and hopefully you can help

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and
the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and
good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he
is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who
attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord
when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And
if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it
meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker
'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made
me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And
I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my
righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the
righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and
selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're
the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real
hard to be a shepherd.

": " come on man

That's the most help I've given since the squirrel incident.

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Niki Briton (nbriton@hotmail.co.uk), staff@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 9 Jan 2009 14:17:49 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: RE: hacking


Let's give him a fourth chance.

Answer the following:

You have twin pet monkeys, one named "Charlie", one named "Tina", and
you also had a daughter named "Charlie".  If you screamed "OUCH, I HAVE A
CHARLIE HORSE!", What would happen?

Love, Dee Dee Winters

On Fri, 9 Jan 2009, lyger wrote:

": " Oh, and strike three... Ray Guy never hit the roof of the Superdome in a
": " regular season game.  It was the overhead video screen during the 1976 Pro
": " Bowl.  You're out.

From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: Niki Briton (nbriton@hotmail.co.uk)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 9 Jan 2009 14:24:47 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: RE: hacking


It was a simple question, with a simple answer, and you ruined it.

You RUINED IT.

RUINED.

Nobody EVER answers the monkey question.  WTF

- Smooches, Dee Dee Winters

On Fri, 9 Jan 2009, Niki Briton wrote:

": "
": " nope sorry i cant answer that........

From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Niki Briton (nbriton@hotmail.co.uk), staff@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 9 Jan 2009 15:25:21 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: hacking


New question #3:

How fast would Ted Kennedy's car need to have been going on the Chappaquiddick bridge in order for the impact 
of the car to knock the panties off Mary Jo Kopechne and lodge them into the car's glovebox? (Believe it or not, 
the guys at MIT actually worked out the math on this one...)

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