From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Christian Ugwuonuoha (christian.ugwuonuoha@westalloy.com)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 15:45:38 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: forgoten a friend date of birth

On Thu, 31 Jul 2008, Christian Ugwuonuoha wrote:

> my names chris could assist me in enquiring the date of birth of a firend her name is 
> mrs paula topcu and resides at 290 middle park avenue eltham london se9 5qg thank you 
> and in response my email add is eze.ugwu@yahoo.com

Here's an idea: send her a card that says, "Happy Birthday!" and then put a note in it 
that says, "I'm so fucking incredibly lame that I can't remember your birthday and asked 
a bunch of strangers to snoop around your private life because I care so fucking much!  
BEAR MY CHILDREN!@#$%^ xoxoxo - Your Beloved Psycho Stalker"

Ask me another dumbassed request like this one and I'll do this FOR ya, you stupid fucking 
butt nugget.

.c