From: jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org
To: errata@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:27:26 -0500
Subject: Recycling Fundraiser


Dear Fundraising Planner:

Looking for a great way to raise thousands of dollars for your school, church or club? The EcoPhones 
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ask parents, neighbors, co-workers and local businesses to donate and recycle their used consumer
electronics:

- Cell Phones
- Ink Jet Printer Cartridges
- DVD Movies & Videogames
- Portable DVD Players
- Laptop Computers
- MP3 Players
- X-Boxes, Sony Playstations, Wii
- Digital Cameras
- Digital Picture Frames
- Portable Navigation & GPS Devices (Garmin, Magellan, Tom-Tom)

Earn cash for every item guaranteed! We even pay for damaged, non-working and non-listed models.

According to the Consumer Electronics Association the average U.S. household owns 25 consumer electronics 
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year in the U.S. plus the more than 150 million used cell phones stockpiled in U.S. households the EcoPhones 
Recycling Fundraiser is much easier and more profitable than you may think. In addition, EcoPhones provides 
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Regards,

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Fundraising Associate
EcoPhones
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From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 21:31:24 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Recycling Fundraiser


You are a filthy spammer. Instead of recycling this week like I usually
do, I will make sure I throw all plastics in the regular garbage.

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008, jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org wrote:

: Dear Fundraising Planner:
:
: Looking for a great way to raise thousands of dollars for your school, church or club? The EcoPhones 
: Recycling Fundraiser pays up to $300 per item.
: There's nothing to buy and nothing to sell. Simply ask parents, neighbors, co-workers and local businesses 
: to donate and recycle their used consumer electronics:




From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 21:44:51 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Recycling Fundraiser


I was going to call her number to chat her up a bit and see if she sounds
hot, but you screwed up that plan, thanks alot jackhole.


On Tue, 1 Apr 2008, security curmudgeon wrote:

": "
": " You are a filthy spammer. Instead of recycling this week like I usually
": " do, I will make sure I throw all plastics in the regular garbage.
": "
": " On Tue, 1 Apr 2008, jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org wrote:
": "
": " : Dear Fundraising Planner:



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 21:47:24 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Recycling Fundraiser


: I was going to call her number to chat her up a bit and see if she
: sounds hot, but you screwed up that plan, thanks alot jackhole.

It's ok, those hippy chicks that are into recycling don't do anal, and
generally smell bad as they 'conserve water'. Definitely keep it to phone
sex.




From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 21:56:42 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Recycling Fundraiser


On Tue, 1 Apr 2008, security curmudgeon wrote:

": "
": " : I was going to call her number to chat her up a bit and see if she
": " : sounds hot, but you screwed up that plan, thanks alot jackhole.
": "
": " It's ok, those hippy chicks that are into recycling don't do anal, and
": " generally smell bad as they 'conserve water'. Definitely keep it to phone
": " sex.

It would pretty much have to be phone sex.  Tree huggers generally don't
like wasting fossil fuels, so I doubt she'd drive or fly here for a booty
call and I'm not going to spend my booze fund on transportation for a
chick that won't go for "the whole meal deal", yo.




From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 21:58:55 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Recycling Fundraiser


: ": " It's ok, those hippy chicks that are into recycling don't do anal, and
: ": " generally smell bad as they 'conserve water'. Definitely keep it to phone
: ": " sex.
:
: It would pretty much have to be phone sex.  Tree huggers generally don't
: like wasting fossil fuels, so I doubt she'd drive or fly here for a
: booty call and I'm not going to spend my booze fund on transportation
: for a chick that won't go for "the whole meal deal", yo.

Sorry to hear that =( That means your supple ballsack will not be slapping
violently against her tender cheeks.

Her loss.




From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 22:24:37 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Recycling Fundraiser


I doubt she's hot.  But she's probably loose.

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008, lyger wrote:

": "
": " I was going to call her number to chat her up a bit and see if she sounds
": " hot, but you screwed up that plan, thanks alot jackhole.




From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 22:25:45 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Recycling Fundraiser


: I doubt she's hot.  But she's probably loose.

In morals, vagina, ass or all of them?




From: d2d (d2d@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 22:50:48 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Recycling Fundraiser


I can't say for certain.

The spam covers the morals pretty solidly...leaving only...

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008, security curmudgeon wrote:

": "
": " : I doubt she's hot.  But she's probably loose.
": "
": " In morals, vagina, ass or all of them?




From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org
Date: Wed, 2 Apr 2008 15:40:07 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Recycling Fundraiser

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008, lyger wrote:

> I was going to call her number to chat her up a bit and see if she sounds hot, but you screwed 
> up that plan, thanks alot jackhole.

Don't sweat it, dude.  You'd have been too late anyway.  I already banged her like a screen door in a 
hurricane.  She spoke in tongues at climax, too.  Something about "callenthapoleece."  I dunno.  
I don't speak Aramaic.

.c




From: mage (mage@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org), jennifer@green-recycling-fundraiser.org
Date: Wed, 2 Apr 2008 18:27:37 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Recycling Fundraiser


It's okay, there will *always* be another fundraiser.

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008, lyger wrote:

>
> I was going to call her number to chat her up a bit and see if she sounds
> hot, but you screwed up that plan, thanks alot jackhole.




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