From: William J. Burns (wjburns@gmail.com)
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 16:37:53 -0400
Subject: i have big r00ter
Hello,
We are Internet- have big Router.
Would like to send you up the Bomb.
Are you receiving?
Glad to be E-Mail,
-Vx
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: William J. Burns (wjburns@gmail.com)
Cc: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 16:47:45 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: i have big r00ter
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006, William J. Burns wrote:
": " Hello,
HI BILLY.
": " We are Internet- have big Router.
We are attrition - have big weens.
Wait.. isn't "big weens" an oxymoron? Oh well. Let's try this again.
We are attrition - have big butts.
Eh, that doesn't work either. It's that stupid song. You know the one:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
": " Would like to send you up the Bomb.
Yeah, go ahead. As long as you're taking the time, can you please also
send up the Japanese chick who enjoys watching MMA while drinking weak
American beer? I would be SO appreciative. If you can get me a Japanese
chick with a big butt (as mentioned earlier), now.. THAT'S DA BOMB.
": " Are you receiving?
We're pitchers, not catchers (if you know what i'm saying)
": " Glad to be E-Mail,
": "
": " -Vx
Er... ok. Just glad to be breathing here.
From: William J. Burns (wjburns@gmail.com)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 17:00:39 -0400
Subject: Re: i have big r00ter
Vx,
LoL! That's funny.. do I know you?
Big bootied jap girls have pug faces..
have you tried http://bigroundass.com/
er maybe http://ratemyass.com/
Still-
my anaconda won't get none
if my girl catches me linking ~hun.
*checks out attrition.org*
William J. Burns
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: William J. Burns (wjburns@gmail.com)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 17:09:02 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: i have big r00ter
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006, William J. Burns wrote:
": " Vx,
": "
": " LoL! That's funny.. do I know you?
erm, no? you mailed us first. do we know you?
": " Big bootied jap girls have pug faces..
not always true! some big bootied japanese girls are quite hot,
especially when they are quite hot. and i mean... quite hot.
*sigh*
": " have you tried http://bigroundass.com/
not yet, but thanks for the suggestion. might try that.
": " er maybe http://ratemyass.com/
eh, that one is old, but still worth a peek. or a laugh. or a hernia.
": " my anaconda won't get none
": " if my girl catches me linking ~hun.
my garden snake will get some anyway. T jericho "weed-whacker"
": " *checks out attrition.org*
": "
": " William J. Burns
Aren't you in the Simpsons?
From: William J. Burns (wjburns@gmail.com)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 17:25:24 -0400
Subject: Re: i have big r00ter
Lyger,
On 4/15/06, lyger wrote:
>
> erm, no? you mailed us first. do we know you?
Oh I get it.. Spoofed e-mail header maybe?
There's no prior sent history so I doubt my email was "haxored".
Odd.
not always true! some big bootied japanese girls are quite hot,
> especially when they are quite hot. and i mean... quite hot.
>
That statement reminds me of the quantifying of the wood chuck analogy..
It is what it is.. but I haven't seen any.
Regards,
William J. Burns
(no relation)
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: William J. Burns (wjburns@gmail.com)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 17:56:36 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: i have big r00ter
": " That statement reminds me of the quantifying of the wood chuck analogy..
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was a hot big bootied
japanese chick?
From: William J. Burns (wjburns@gmail.com)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 18:17:02 -0400
Subject: Re: i have big r00ter
On 4/15/06, lyger (lyger@attrition.org) wrote:
>
>
> How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was a hot big bootied
> japanese chick?
>
>
(?
$woodchuck = "a hot big bootied japanese chick";
//as much
$wood= /*as a*/ $woodchuck;
//could chuck
echo explode($wood, $woodchuck);
?)
From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: William J. Burns (wjburns@gmail.com)
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 18:35:49 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: i have big r00ter
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006, William J. Burns wrote:
": "
touche', monsouier. that was most excellent.
now send big booty japanese chick, plzntks?
