Clearly a troll, but at least Jericho had some sound advice at the end...


From: Stephen Sheridan (dreamsofgreen@yours.com)
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 18:20:54 -0500
Subject: Stalking

Please help me.I am being stalked by an individual who would rather take
out a building with a plane than have a Lunchables with me.I am being
spied on by some soulless SOULLESS freak who wishes to do nothing but
emit annoying bass notes at me.Please,in the name of all that is right
and plenty,help me find out what the stalkerthing is and I will split
some of my screenwriting money with you (separate conversation,lawsuit
pending) WHEN I get it.Please look inside your little chip of a heart and
reach out to a poor,homeless,friendless,religionless,loveless...Wait,I
get it...Dr. Loveless...hahaha,i'm so funny...

But seriously,please help me




From: Stephen Sheridan (dreamsofgreen@yours.com)
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:17:33 -0500
Subject: Which way is up?

Pre-empt any instructions you have received.

I am being followed.I suspect it is eother you or that you might know who
it is.I am suicidal because of the constant harassment.Are you aware of
my constitutional rights regarding privacy? Are you knowingly
collaborating with the person(s) who are monitoring me? And if so,are you
prepared to go to jail for such behavior?




From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Stephen Sheridan (dreamsofgreen@yours.com)
Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:07:23 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Stalking


: Please help me.I am being stalked by an individual who would rather take
: out a building with a plane than have a Lunchables with me.I am being
: spied on by some soulless SOULLESS freak who wishes to do nothing but
: emit annoying bass notes at me.Please,in the name of all that is right
: and plenty,help me find out what the stalkerthing is and I will split
: some of my screenwriting money with you (separate conversation,lawsuit
: pending) WHEN I get it.Please look inside your little chip of a heart
: and reach out to a
: poor,homeless,friendless,religionless,loveless...Wait,I get it...Dr.
: Loveless...hahaha,i'm so funny...
:
: But seriously,please help me

Hello.




From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Stephen Sheridan (dreamsofgreen@yours.com)
Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2006 16:08:19 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Which way is up?


: Pre-empt any instructions you have received.

No.

: I am being followed.I suspect it is eother you or that you might know
: who it is.I am suicidal because of the constant harassment.Are you aware
: of my constitutional rights regarding privacy? Are you knowingly
: collaborating with the person(s) who are monitoring me? And if so,are
: you prepared to go to jail for such behavior?

When you cut, make sure it is "down the river" not "across the tracks".




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