On occasion, male attrition groupie Josh will get hammered and send us "love notes" at ungodly hours of the night. In this case, it was the middle of the day, which is even scarier. This is just one example...


From: Josh (xxxxx@sbcglobal.net)
To: staff@attrition.org, lyger@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 27 Aug 2006 14:38:54 -0700
Subject: drunk type

sO hEare we go again! I saw that attrition called for volunteers again.  and 
then I typed this message.  Disheartening isn't it!  Hopefully attrition get's 
the manpower it deserves!  Which is none; except where rational, logical mediation
is involved.  Including of course international (internet) legislation of the 
internet!  That ; thing don't even know if I used it correctly!  I just have never 
used that key on my keyboard so I thought I'd give it a try!  | reply

%josh+dumbassdrunk




From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Josh (xxxxx@sbcglobal.net)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:59:32 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: drunk type


On Sun, 27 Aug 2006, Josh wrote:

": " sO hEare we go again! I saw that attrition called for volunteers again.
": " and then I typed this message.  Disheartening isn't it!  Hopefully
": " attrition get's the manpower it deserves!  Which is none; except where
": " rational, logical mediation is involved.  Including of course international
": " (internet) legislation of the internet!  That ; thing don't even know if I
": " used it correctly!  I just have never used that key on my keyboard so I
": " thought I'd give it a try!  | reply
": "
": " %josh+dumbassdrunk

Josh:

I just completed a very hard day here, so all I can say is this:

Quit using the bang, and if you keep piping to "reply", don't forget to
symlink it to /dev/josh

Yes, we did that just for you.

SMOOCHIE BOOCHIE, SNUGUMS.

Your numero uno fan,

Me

(we still love you in a weird detached kind of way... get jericho a hooker
and some coke, we'll talk more.. greasy sammich on me...)




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