zodiac: in other news
zodiac: A friend of mine from HS is getting married
zodiac: what the shit is that
lyger: we all make mistakes
zodiac: it's nuts
lyger: he or she?
zodiac: he
lyger: suggestion:
zodiac: hookers?
lyger: invite him out for a drink
lyger: just one
lyger: walk him out to his car
lyger: shake his hand
lyger: wish him the best
zodiac: then grab his balls?
lyger: EXACTLY
zodiac: hot
lyger: and tell him THIS IS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE RIGHT HERE
zodiac: haha
lyger: THIS IS HOW YOU WILL FEEL FOREVER
zodiac: the girl is hot though
lyger: AND I'M NOT EVEN SQUEEZING HARD
zodiac: i don't know if that matters
lyger: um.
lyger: no.
zodiac: She looks like she sucks a mean dick though
lyger: kinda hard to tell from looks
zodiac: she's got "cocksucker" tattooed on the inside of her lower lip
lyger: maybe she is.. but that will stop about 3 weeks into the marriage
lyger: then she'll hate doing it
zodiac: yeah
lyger: unless it's his best friend
zodiac: mmm
lyger: SO YOU BETTER BUDDY UP TO HIM REAL FAST




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