From: FGBF Radio Promotions (FGBFRadio@tkmn.tv)
To: "jericho@attrition.org" (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2003 00:39:19 -0400
Subject: You've been selected to be a Featured Artist on FGBF Radio


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"We were filled with laughter, and we sang for joy. And the other nations said, "What amazing 
things the LORD has done for them." Psalm 127:2


FGBF Radio recently visited your website.  It is obvious that you have a very dynamic ministry 
and we feel that your particular ministry would add diversity to our radio broadcasts.  FGBF Radio 
is one of the few radio networks that offers a unique style of programming that combines commercial 
free music with sermons\bible studies and comedy.  We think that this outreach approach will be very 
successful and it will enable our broadcasting partners to reach and lead more people to Christ.

We would like to extend an invitation to you to be one of our featured comedian artists on our 
network.  The only charge that would be incurred by you would be the postage required to send the 
material that you want us to broadcast.   Currently, FGBF Radio has thousands of listeners nationally 
and internationally so you would gain some great exposure.  We also would feature you in our 
newsletter that gets distributed weekly to Pastors Worldwide.  If you are interested taking 
advantage of this opportunity, please click here


Join us for other Upcoming Broadcasts:

Bishop Paul S. Morton
August 21, 2003
9:00pm

Bishop Clarence Mclendon
August 22, 2003
10:00am


God bless you and remember...JESUS IS LORD!




From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: FGBF Radio Promotions (FGBFRadio@tkmn.tv)
Date: Wed, 20 Aug 2003 01:21:00 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: You've been selected to be a Featured Artist on FGBF Radio


: FGBF Radio recently visited your website.  It is obvious that you have
: a very dynamic ministry and we feel that your particular ministry
: would add diversity to our radio broadcasts.  FGBF Radio is one of the
: few radio networks that offers a unique style of programming that
: combines commercial free music with sermons\bible studies and comedy.
: We think that this outreach approach will be very successful and it
: will enable our broadcasting partners to reach and lead more people to
: Christ.
:
: We would like to extend an invitation to you to be one of our featured
: comedian artists on our network.  The only charge that would be
: incurred by you would be the postage required to send the material
: that you want us to broadcast.  Currently, FGBF Radio has thousands of
: listeners nationally and internationally so you would gain some great
: exposure.  We also would feature you in our newsletter that gets
: distributed weekly to Pastors Worldwide.  If you are interested taking
: advantage of this opportunity, please click here

Great, thanks for the offer!

I have been working on some new comedy skits recently and would love to
present them to your audience. My work comes from an odd background,
taking from the following sources:

* http://www.jerkcity.com/ - Pants has to be one of the most influential
characters I swear! His love of god and desire to ass fuck jesus is a
trip!

* http://sexylosers.keenspace.com/ - Between you and I, Chie Sakamachi
(bukkake queen!) is hilarious. No matter where she goes, she just can't
avoid a face full of jizz. Poor thing!

* http://www.redmeat.com/ - Who can't relate to Milkman Dan's plight to
score with a supple young boy?!

So, take great comics like these, throw in some personal life experiences
revolving around S&M, enemas and restraining orders.. you have a winning
show i bet!

Look forward to my first tape, i'll get that out to you as soon as I can.
If you need me to refine it a bit and make it "more spunky" for your
listeners, just let me know!




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