From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 02:09:56 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

lyger wrote:

: 42... emails...
:
: http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/031/0790.html
:
: you vicious, VICIOUS bastard...

you whine like a mule!

: and still have to remove < and > tags to sanitize...

you discriminate against those tags like i do. SAY NO TO HTML

> : HOPE WAL-MART WAS FUN, YA DINK!

yah, i think i heard four words spoken in English, was lucky they had
THREE registers open, and got new underwear. three words..


PURE

FUCKIN

EXCITEMENT

!!



From: lyger 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger@attrition.org (lyger), squido@attrition.org (Smoof), 
dsmcr@attrition.org (dsmcr)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 02:33:11 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> : 42... emails...
> :
> : http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/031/0790.html
> :
> : you vicious, VICIOUS bastard...
>
> you whine like a mule!

quit being such a slave-driver.  YES, MASSA... I KIN UPDATE.  JES DOAN
BEAT ME. (hee-haw)

> : and still have to remove < and > tags to sanitize...

> you discriminate against those tags like i do. SAY NO TO HTML

all future pages will now be written in xml and javascript.  DEAL.

> : HOPE WAL-MART WAS FUN, YA DINK!
>
> yah, i think i heard four words spoken in English, was lucky they had
> THREE registers open, and got new underwear. three words..

you bought new underwear?  OMFG.  The 1997 racing stripes are gone now?

> PURE

Painful

> FUCKIN

For

> EXCITEMENT

Everyone.



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 02:36:21 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: > : 42... emails...
: > :
: > : http://www.attrition.org/postal/z/031/0790.html
: > :
: > : you vicious, VICIOUS bastard...
: >
: > you whine like a mule!
:
: quit being such a slave-driver.  YES, MASSA... I KIN UPDATE.  JES DOAN
: BEAT ME. (hee-haw)

flashbacks to Mr. Slave from SouthPark...  we can fit you up Paris
Hilton's ass!

: > : and still have to remove < and > tags to sanitize...
: >
: > you discriminate against those tags like i do. SAY NO TO HTML
:
: all future pages will now be written in xmland javascript.  DEAL.

can we use AJAX to have custom painted pages that are all interactive and
give you virtual heebie jeebies?!

: > : HOPE WAL-MART WAS FUN, YA DINK!
: >
: > yah, i think i heard four words spoken in English, was lucky they had
: > THREE registers open, and got new underwear. three words..
:
: you bought new underwear?  OMFG.  The 1997 racing stripes are gone now?

guess i'm retiring the lucky pair..

: Painful
: > FUCKIN
: For
: > EXCITEMENT



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 03:37:50 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: > : > you whine like a mule!
: > :
: > : quit being such a slave-driver.  YES, MASSA... I KIN UPDATE.  JES DOAN
: > : BEAT ME. (hee-haw)
: >
: > flashbacks to Mr. Slave from SouthPark...  we can fit you up Paris
: > Hilton's ass!
:
: i can actually think of a few things that might fit up her ass.  we
: won't mention the obvious choice, but... what size hat do you wear?

i want to see her poodle up there.

: > : all future pages will now be written in xmland javascript.  DEAL.
: >
: > can we use AJAX to have custom painted pages that are all interactive 
: >and give you virtual heebie jeebies?!
:
: sure.  please include a shitload of perl and shell scripts so i can be
: TOTALLY lost.

we need tons of javascript, because that is the elite language of
stability.



From: lyger 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger@attrition.org (lyger), zodiac@attrition.org (zodiac),
   madsaxon (madsaxon)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 03:50:49 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> : > : > you whine like a mule!
> : > :
> : > : quit being such a slave-driver.  YES, MASSA... I KIN UPDATE.  JES DOAN
> : > : BEAT ME. (hee-haw)
> : >
> : > flashbacks to Mr. Slave from SouthPark...  we can fit you up Paris
> : > Hilton's ass!
> :
> : i can actually think of a few things that might fit up her ass.  we
> : won't mention the obvious choice, but... what size hat do you wear?
>
> i want to see her poodle up there.

what is it with you and poodles?  is it the "fuzzy" thing?  then again,
maybe a cell phone would be "fitting".

> : > : all future pages will now be written in xmland javascript.  DEAL.
> : >
> : > can we use AJAX to have custom painted pages that are all interactive and
> : > give you virtual heebie jeebies?!
> :
> : sure.  please include a shitload of perl and shell scripts so i can be
> : TOTALLY lost.
>
> we need tons of javascript, because that is the elite language of
> stability.

last i heard, madsaxon writes AWESOME javascript. get him on summa dis!



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 03:52:54 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42



: > : i can actually think of a few things that might fit up her ass.  we
: > : won't mention the obvious choice, but... what size hat do you wear?
: >
: > i want to see her poodle up there.
:
: what is it with you and poodles?  is it the "fuzzy" thing?  then again,
: maybe a cell phone would be "fitting".

don't cell yourself short, you could get a gaggle of poodles up Hilton's
ass. that't not even taking into account his daughter..

: > : sure.  please include a shitload of perl and shell scripts so i can be
: > : TOTALLY lost.
: >
: > we need tons of javascript, because that is the elite language of
: > stability.
:
: last i heard, madsaxon writes AWESOME javascript. get him on summa dis!

he also writes in kanji, arabic and in his own blood.



From: lyger 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: dsmcr (dsmcr), fell (fell), lyger@attrition.org (lyger),
   zodiac@attrition.org (zodiac), madsaxon@direcway.com (madsaxon),
   geekgrl@attrition.org (Blaise), squido@attrition.org (Smoof)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 04:04:58 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> : > : i can actually think of a few things that might fit up her ass.  we
> : > : won't mention the obvious choice, but... what size hat do you wear?
> : >
> : > i want to see her poodle up there.
> :
> : what is it with you and poodles?  is it the "fuzzy" thing?  then again,
> : maybe a cell phone would be "fitting".
>
> don't cell yourself short, you could get a gaggle of poodles up Hilton's
> ass. that't not even taking into account his daughter..

DON'T CALL ME SHORT.  I'm vertically-challenged.  While I'm sure a gaggle
would fit, would the daughter have to go in head-first or breach?  These
things do matter to some people.

> : > : sure.  please include a shitload of perl and shell scripts so i can be
> : > : TOTALLY lost.
> : >
> : > we need tons of javascript, because that is the elite language of
> : > stability.
> :
> : last i heard, madsaxon writes AWESOME javascript. get him on summa dis!
>
> he also writes in kanji, arabic and in his own blood.

i heard kanji javascript RAWKS.  that is MAD silly!  sign him up!



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Munge (munge@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 04:22:33 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

: > : > i want to see her poodle up there.
: > :
: > : what is it with you and poodles?  is it the "fuzzy" thing?  then again,
: > : maybe a cell phone would be "fitting".
: >
: > don't cell yourself short, you could get a gaggle of poodles up Hilton's
: > ass. that't not even taking into account his daughter..
:
: DON'T CALL ME SHORT.  I'm vertically-challenged.  While I'm sure a gaggle
: would fit, would the daughter have to go in head-first or breach?  These
: things do matter to some people.

whenever i stay at a hilton, i soil the sheets in protest of paris.

: > : > we need tons of javascript, because that is the elite language of
: > : > stability.
: > :
: > : last i heard, madsaxon writes AWESOME javascript. get him on summa dis!
: >
: > he also writes in kanji, arabic and in his own blood.
:
: i heard kanji javascript RAWKS.  that is MAD silly!  sign him up!

last time you said tie him up

you are like a god damn politician



From: lyger 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: sawaba (sawaba), lyger@attrition.org (lyger),
    dsmcr@attrition.org (dsmcr),
   fell@attrition.org (fell), zodiac@attrition.org (zodiac),
   madsaxon@direcway.com (madsaxon), geekgrl@attrition.org (Blaise),
   munge@attrition.org (Munge), squido@attrition.org (Smoof)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 04:29:52 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> : > : > i want to see her poodle up there.
> : > :
> : > : what is it with you and poodles?  is it the "fuzzy" thing?  then again,
> : > : maybe a cell phone would be "fitting".
> : >
> : > don't cell yourself short, you could get a gaggle of poodles up Hilton's
> : > ass. that't not even taking into account his daughter..
> :
> : DON'T CALL ME SHORT.  I'm vertically-challenged.  While I'm sure a gaggle
> : would fit, would the daughter have to go in head-first or breach?  These
> : things do matter to some people.
>
> whenever i stay at a hilton, i soil the sheets in protest of paris.


hasn't she been soiled enough?  you madman!


> : > : > we need tons of javascript, because that is the elite language of
> : > : > stability.
> : > :
> : > : last i heard, madsaxon writes AWESOME javascript. get him on summa dis!
> : >
> : > he also writes in kanji, arabic and in his own blood.
> :
> : i heard kanji javascript RAWKS.  that is MAD silly!  sign him up!
>
> last time you said tie him up

i said tie him up only if he squeals like a pig.  get it right.

> you are like a god damn politician

i deny that, i am not a crook, and that intern never blew me.  so there.
nyah.




From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org), Munge (munge@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 04:31:43 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42



: > : DON'T CALL ME SHORT.  I'm vertically-challenged.  While I'm sure a gaggle
: > : would fit, would the daughter have to go in head-first or breach? These
: > : things do matter to some people.
: >
: > whenever i stay at a hilton, i soil the sheets in protest of paris.
:
: hasn't she been soiled enough?  you madman!

monkey dung doesn't count sir.

: > : i heard kanji javascript RAWKS.  that is MAD silly!  sign him up!
: >
: > last time you said tie him up
:
: i said tie him up only if he squeals like a pig.  get it right.

hog.

: > you are like a god damn politician
:
: i deny that, i am not a crook, and that intern never blew me.  so there.
: nyah.

the "mayo" on your dress says otherwise.



From: lyger 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: comega (Cancer Omega), lyger@attrition.org (lyger),
   sawaba@attrition.org (sawaba), dsmcr@attrition.org (dsmcr),
   zodiac@attrition.org (zodiac), madsaxon@direcway.com (madsaxon),
   geekgrl@attrition.org (Blaise), munge@attrition.org (Munge),
   squido@attrition.org
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 04:44:23 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> : > : DON'T CALL ME SHORT.  I'm vertically-challenged.  While I'm sure a gaggle
> : > : would fit, would the daughter have to go in head-first or breach? These
> : > : things do matter to some people.
> : >
> : > whenever i stay at a hilton, i soil the sheets in protest of paris.
> :
> : hasn't she been soiled enough?  you madman!
>
> monkey dung doesn't count sir.

if monkey see = monkey doo, then monkey dung = monkey thug.  if the glove
doesn't fit, you must acquit.  PARIS HILTON IS THEREBY INNOCENT.

(of what, i have no idea)

> : > : i heard kanji javascript RAWKS.  that is MAD silly!  sign him up!
> : >
> : > last time you said tie him up
> :
> : i said tie him up only if he squeals like a pig.  get it right.
>
> hog.

Boar.  Nice tusks.


> : > you are like a god damn politician
> :
> : i deny that, i am not a crook, and that intern never blew me.  so there.
> : nyah.
>
> the "mayo" on your dress says otherwise.

It's a skirt, silly. I sthwear!  Fashion is just not your forte, misther!

Hey... that's not mayo...



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org), Munge (munge@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 04:47:09 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: > : hasn't she been soiled enough?  you madman!
: >
: > monkey dung doesn't count sir.
:
: if monkey see = monkey doo, then monkey dung = monkey thug.  if the
: glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.  PARIS HILTON IS THEREBY INNOCENT.

s/INNOCENT/IGNORANT

: > : i said tie him up only if he squeals like a pig.  get it right.
: >
: > hog.
:
: Boar.  Nice tusks.

moo moo buckaroo.

: > the "mayo" on your dress says otherwise.
:
: It's a skirt, silly. I sthwear!  Fashion is just not your forte, misther!
:
: Hey... that's not mayo...

cream cheese, eww



From: lyger 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org), Munge (munge@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 04:58:00 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> : > : hasn't she been soiled enough?  you madman!
> : >
> : > monkey dung doesn't count sir.
> :
> : if monkey see = monkey doo, then monkey dung = monkey thug.  if the
> : glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.  PARIS HILTON IS THEREBY INNOCENT.
>
> s/INNOCENT/IGNORANT

fuck the ignorant!

(however, by doing that, you would be fucking paris hilton, which is not
safe for work)

> : > : i said tie him up only if he squeals like a pig.  get it right.
> : >
> : > hog.
> :
> : Boar.  Nice tusks.
>
> moo moo buckaroo.

YOU STOLE MY LINE.  Ever hear the one from Insane Clown Posse that says
"do it on my lip... like a milk ad"?  All together now... ewwwwww....

> : > the "mayo" on your dress says otherwise.
> :
> : It's a skirt, silly. I sthwear!  Fashion is just not your forte, misther!
> :
> : Hey... that's not mayo...
>
> cream cheese, eww

even worse, cottage cheese.

EWWWWWWWWWWWW



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), root@attrition.org,
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org), Munge (munge@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 05:04:04 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: > : if monkey see = monkey doo, then monkey dung = monkey thug.  if the
: > : glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.  PARIS HILTON IS THEREBY INNOCENT.
: >
: > s/INNOCENT/IGNORANT
:
: fuck the ignorant!
:
: (however, by doing that, you would be fucking paris hilton, which is not
: safe for work)

NSFW aka NWS aka HALUGHGUGHG

: > : Boar.  Nice tusks.
: >
: > moo moo buckaroo.
:
: YOU STOLE MY LINE.  Ever hear the one from Insane Clown Posse that says
: "do it on my lip... like a milk ad"?  All together now... ewwwwww....

do not repress the bovine. jerk

: > : Hey... that's not mayo...
: >
: > cream cheese, eww
:
: even worse, cottage cheese.
:
: EWWWWWWWWWWWW

MAN CHEESE

which reminds me of 'man smelt'

which means munge HAS to reply now



From: root@attrition.org
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org), Munge (munge@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 05:05:10 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


IM A TOP POSTING BASTARD HO HO HO

I SPIT ON NETIQUETTE


On Sat, 5 Nov 2005, security curmudgeon wrote:

>
> : > : if monkey see = monkey doo, then monkey dung = monkey thug.  if the
> : > : glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.  PARIS HILTON IS THEREBY INNOCENT.
> : >
> : > s/INNOCENT/IGNORANT
> :
> : fuck the ignorant!
> :
> : (however, by doing that, you would be fucking paris hilton, which is not
> : safe for work)
>
> NSFW aka NWS aka HALUGHGUGHG
>
> : > : Boar.  Nice tusks.
> : >
> : > moo moo buckaroo.
> :
> : YOU STOLE MY LINE.  Ever hear the one from Insane Clown Posse that says
> : "do it on my lip... like a milk ad"?  All together now... ewwwwww....
>
> do not repress the bovine. jerk
>
> : > : Hey... that's not mayo...
> : >
> : > cream cheese, eww
> :
> : even worse, cottage cheese.
> :
> : EWWWWWWWWWWWW
>
> MAN CHEESE
>
> which reminds me of 'man smelt'
>
> which means munge HAS to reply now



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 05:13:32 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42 (fwd)


netiquette is not making me fill in your domain name to flame you back
asshole!@$

On Sat, 5 Nov 2005, lyger wrote:

: > IM A TOP POSTING BASTARD HO HO HO
: >
: > I SPIT ON NETIQUETTE
:
: you always do anyway, which makes editing your shit harder.
:
: hth



From: lyger 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    root@attrition.org, sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Munge (munge@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 05:17:47 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> : > : if monkey see = monkey doo, then monkey dung = monkey thug.  if the
> : > : glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.  PARIS HILTON IS THEREBY INNOCENT.
> : >
> : > s/INNOCENT/IGNORANT
> :
> : fuck the ignorant!
> :
> : (however, by doing that, you would be fucking paris hilton, which is not
> : safe for work)
>
> NSFW aka NWS aka HALUGHGUGHG

which looks suspiciously like "chugging" in reverse.  guard on!

> : > : Boar.  Nice tusks.
> : >
> : > moo moo buckaroo.
> :
> : YOU STOLE MY LINE.  Ever hear the one from Insane Clown Posse that says
> : "do it on my lip... like a milk ad"?  All together now... ewwwwww....
>
> do not repress the bovine. jerk

cows are sacred.  now go get me a QUADRO-POUNDER (tm CDC). moo.

> : EWWWWWWWWWWWW
>
>
> MAN CHEESE
>
> which reminds me of 'man smelt'
>
> which means munge HAS to reply now

you haven't said the magic word yet, have you?

/me whispers cock



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: geekz (geekz@treachery.net)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 05:20:52 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: > : > s/INNOCENT/IGNORANT
: > :
: > : fuck the ignorant!
: > :
: > : (however, by doing that, you would be fucking paris hilton, which is not
: > : safe for work)
: >
: > NSFW aka NWS aka HALUGHGUGHG
:
: which looks suspiciously like "chugging" in reverse.  guard on!

which is entirely safe for work. if you work in a brothel. or a state
agency.

: > : YOU STOLE MY LINE.  Ever hear the one from Insane Clown Posse that says
: > : "do it on my lip... like a milk ad"?  All together now... ewwwwww....
: >
: > do not repress the bovine. jerk
:
: cows are sacred.  now go get me a QUADRO-POUNDER (tm CDC). moo.

served by jesus? pronounced HAY SEUSS

: > which means munge HAS to reply now
:
: you haven't said the magic word yet, have you?
:
: /me whispers cock

man smelt should bring him out of his hole.



From: geekz (geekz@treachery.net)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 05:23:00 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


> : > : > s/INNOCENT/IGNORANT
> : > :
> : > : fuck the ignorant!
> : > :
> : > : (however, by doing that, you would be fucking paris hilton, which is not
> : > : safe for work)
> : >
> : > NSFW aka NWS aka HALUGHGUGHG
> :
> : which looks suspiciously like "chugging" in reverse.  guard on!
>
> which is entirely safe for work. if you work in a brothel. or a state
> agency.
>
> : > : YOU STOLE MY LINE.  Ever hear the one from Insane Clown Posse that says
> : > : "do it on my lip... like a milk ad"?  All together now... ewwwwww....
> : >
> : > do not repress the bovine. jerk
> :
> : cows are sacred.  now go get me a QUADRO-POUNDER (tm CDC). moo.
>
> served by jesus? pronounced HAY SEUSS
>
> : > which means munge HAS to reply now
> :
> : you haven't said the magic word yet, have you?
> :
> : /me whispers cock
>
> man smelt should bring him out of his hole.
           _             _
 ___ _ __ (_) __ _  ___ | |_
/ __| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \| __|
\__ \ |_) | | (_| | (_) | |_
|___/ .__/|_|\__, |\___/ \__|
    |_|      |___/



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@forced.attrition.org)
Cc: Munge (munge@forced.attrition.org),
    Squido (squido@forced.attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@forced.attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@forced.attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org), cji (cji@forced.attrition.org),
    punkis (punkis@forced.attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@forced.attrition.org), fell 
(fell@forced.attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@forced.attrition.org),
    hellnbak (hellnbak@forced.attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@forced.attrition.org),
    martums (martums@forced.attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@forced.attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 05:50:17 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: > > : > NSFW aka NWS aka HALUGHGUGHG
: > > :
: > > : which looks suspiciously like "chugging" in reverse.  guard on!
: > >
: > > which is entirely safe for work. if you work in a brothel. or a state
: > > agency.
:
: i would love to work in a brothel.  ask me why.... please....

miss where you were born?

was re: TRUE LIES

: > > served by jesus? pronounced HAY SEUSS
:
: served by whoever gets me a quadro-pounder.  dead fucking serious, we
: did mc'd tonight and i told someone to order me one.  i got the
: deer-in-the-headlights look until i finally switched to a bacon double
: cheeseburger.
:
: damn kids... don't even know what a quadro-pounder is...

reminds me of ordering a BIG BEEF BUENO at taco bell.

or a SPLEH from Burger King

: > > man smelt should bring him out of his hole.
: >
: >            _             _
: >  ___ _ __ (_) __ _  ___ | |_
: > / __| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \| __|
: > \__ \ |_) | | (_| | (_) | |_
: > |___/ .__/|_|\__, |\___/ \__|
: >     |_|      |___/
:
: COCK CHEESE!
:
: (here, kitty kitty)

pick-a-muh-rowr says my cat



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Munge (munge@forced.attrition.org),
    Squido (squido@forced.attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@forced.attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@forced.attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org), cji (cji@forced.attrition.org),
    punkis (punkis@forced.attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@forced.attrition.org), fell 
(fell@forced.attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@forced.attrition.org),
    hellnbak (hellnbak@forced.attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@forced.attrition.org),
    martums (martums@forced.attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@forced.attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 06:18:50 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


Re: *****SPAM***** Re: 42

^ this was the subject after you SPAMMED me you cockchugging, tree
hugging, salad tossing, prison rapist.

: i was born a poor black child.
:
: -- Navin R. Johnson

and grew up a rich white women, ala jacko!

: > reminds me of ordering a BIG BEEF BUENO at taco bell.
:
: leave it to you to order a BIG BEEF anything.  get extra sauce with that?

ever read the taco bell sauce packets? they have fun saying

: > or a SPLEH from Burger King
:
: WoW!! WoW!!

name came from ordering from BK tho!

: > : > > man smelt should bring him out of his hole.
:
: "man smelt" and "hole" in the same sentence... just wrong.

just munge

: > : >            _             _
: > : >  ___ _ __ (_) __ _  ___ | |_
: > : > / __| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \| __|
: > : > \__ \ |_) | | (_| | (_) | |_
: > : > |___/ .__/|_|\__, |\___/ \__|
: > : >     |_|      |___/
: > :
: > : COCK CHEESE!
:
: at least you didn't say "my pussy".  pussy + "cock cheese" = ...
:
: here, munge, munge, munge...

str  dec  octal   hex    binary
-------------------------------
c     99   0143  0x63  01100011
o    111   0157  0x6f  01101111
c     99   0143  0x63  01100011
k    107   0153  0x6b  01101011



From: lyger (lyger@forced.attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Munge (munge@forced.attrition.org),
    Squido (squido@forced.attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@forced.attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@forced.attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org), cji (cji@forced.attrition.org),
    punkis (punkis@forced.attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@forced.attrition.org), fell 
(fell@forced.attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@forced.attrition.org),
    hellnbak (hellnbak@forced.attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@forced.attrition.org),
    martums (martums@forced.attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@forced.attrition.org), William Knowles,
    lyger@attrition.org
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 18:37:32 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


> Re: *****SPAM***** Re: 42
>
> ^ this was the subject after you SPAMMED me you cockchugging, tree
> hugging, salad tossing, prison rapist.

boo hoo.  it's a built-in feature of ELM 2.5.7.  blame the guy who
installed it!

> : i was born a poor black child.
> :
> : -- Navin R. Johnson
>
> and grew up a rich white women, ala jacko!

"hey, where all da white wimmen at?" - sheriff bart, blazing saddles

> : leave it to you to order a BIG BEEF anything.  get extra sauce with that?
>
> ever read the taco bell sauce packets? they have fun saying

saying... ... ... GET THE PADDLES!  HE'S FLATLINED.

> : > or a SPLEH from Burger King
> :
> : WoW!! WoW!!
>
> name came from ordering from BK tho!

sounds more like something munge would respond to.

> : "man smelt" and "hole" in the same sentence... just wrong.
>
> just munge

see above!  what's a brother gotta do?

> : > : >  ___ _ __ (_) __ _  ___ | |_
> : > : > / __| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \| __|
> : > : > \__ \ |_) | | (_| | (_) | |_
> : > : > |___/ .__/|_|\__, |\___/ \__|
> : > : >     |_|      |___/

righty-tighty, lefty-loosey

> : here, munge, munge, munge...
>
> str  dec  octal   hex    binary
> -------------------------------
> c     99   0143  0x63  01100011
> o    111   0157  0x6f  01101111
> c     99   0143  0x63  01100011
> k    107   0153  0x6b  01101011

i'll let you do "chugger" next



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@forced.attrition.org)
Cc: Munge (munge@forced.attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Squido (squido@forced.attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@forced.attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@forced.attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org), cji (cji@forced.attrition.org),
    punkis (punkis@forced.attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@forced.attrition.org), fell 
(fell@forced.attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@forced.attrition.org),
    hellnbak (hellnbak@forced.attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@forced.attrition.org),
    martums (martums@forced.attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@forced.attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 19:51:45 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

: > Re: *****SPAM***** Re: 42
: >
: > ^ this was the subject after you SPAMMED me you cockchugging, tree
: > hugging, salad tossing, prison rapist.
:
: boo hoo.  it's a built-in feature of ELM 2.5.7.  blame the guy who
: installed it!

i heard he's a jerk

: > and grew up a rich white women, ala jacko!
:
: "hey, where all da white wimmen at?" - sheriff bart, blazing saddles

can get good money for them in asia still

: > ever read the taco bell sauce packets? they have fun saying
:
: saying... ... ... GET THE PADDLES!  HE'S FLATLINED.

saying .. DRINK ME UP LIKE A LITTLE WHITE BOY

: > : here, munge, munge, munge...
: >
: > str  dec  octal   hex    binary
: > -------------------------------
: > c     99   0143  0x63  01100011
: > o    111   0157  0x6f  01101111
: > c     99   0143  0x63  01100011
: > k    107   0153  0x6b  01101011
:
: i'll let you do "chugger" next

forced ~$ echo "cockchugger" | tr ouce 0V\<3


elite on two levels



From: lyger 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Munge (munge@forced.attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Squido (squido@forced.attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@forced.attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@forced.attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org), cji (cji@forced.attrition.org),
    punkis (punkis@forced.attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@forced.attrition.org), fell (fell@forced.attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@forced.attrition.org),
    hellnbak (hellnbak@forced.attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@forced.attrition.org),
    martums (martums@forced.attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@forced.attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 22:32:11 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> : > Re: *****SPAM***** Re: 42
> : >
> : > ^ this was the subject after you SPAMMED me you cockchugging, tree
> : > hugging, salad tossing, prison rapist.
> :
> : boo hoo.  it's a built-in feature of ELM 2.5.7.  blame the guy who
> : installed it!
>
> i heard he's a jerk

funny... i heard he jerks.  ymmv.

> : > and grew up a rich white women, ala jacko!
> :
> : "hey, where all da white wimmen at?" - sheriff bart, blazing saddles
>
> can get good money for them in asia still

is that why asian women cost so much here?

> : > ever read the taco bell sauce packets? they have fun saying
> :
> : saying... ... ... GET THE PADDLES!  HE'S FLATLINED.
>
> saying .. DRINK ME UP LIKE A LITTLE WHITE BOY

ladies and gents, michael jackson has joined attrition. 

> : i'll let you do "chugger" next
>
> forced ~$ echo "cockchugger" | tr ouce 0V\<3
> <0 forced ~$
>
> elite on two levels

when i grep that in access_log, i only get hits to munge's home dir...
hm...



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Munge (munge@forced.attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Squido (squido@forced.attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@forced.attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@forced.attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org), cji (cji@forced.attrition.org),
    punkis (punkis@forced.attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@forced.attrition.org), fell (fell@forced.attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@forced.attrition.org),
    hellnbak (hellnbak@forced.attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@forced.attrition.org),
    martums (martums@forced.attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@forced.attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 22:38:52 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

: > : boo hoo.  it's a built-in feature of ELM 2.5.7.  blame the guy who
: > : installed it!
: >
: > i heard he's a jerk
:
: funny... i heard he jerks.  ymmv.

my jerking always varies.

: > can get good money for them in asia still
:
: is that why asian women cost so much here?

and why do they want to be paid in purses and shoes?!

: > : saying... ... ... GET THE PADDLES!  HE'S FLATLINED.
: >
: > saying .. DRINK ME UP LIKE A LITTLE WHITE BOY

:
: ladies and gents, michael jackson has joined attrition. 

i bet mj@attrition still forwards to me..

: > : i'll let you do "chugger" next
: >
: > forced ~$ echo "cockchugger" | tr ouce 0V\<3
: > <0 forced ~$
: >
: > elite on two levels
:
: when i grep that in access_log, i only get hits to munge's home dir...
: hm...

check /var/log/hurf



From: lyger 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Munge (munge@forced.attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Squido (squido@forced.attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@forced.attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@forced.attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org), cji (cji@forced.attrition.org),
    punkis (punkis@forced.attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@forced.attrition.org), fell (fell@forced.attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@forced.attrition.org),
    hellnbak (hellnbak@forced.attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@forced.attrition.org),
    martums (martums@forced.attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@forced.attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 22:56:28 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> : > i heard he's a jerk
> :
> : funny... i heard he jerks.  ymmv.
>
> my jerking always varies.

it's called "ambidextrous".

> : is that why asian women cost so much here?
>
> and why do they want to be paid in purses and shoes?!

and especially from your personal collection!  i know!

> : > saying .. DRINK ME UP LIKE A LITTLE WHITE BOY
> :
> : ladies and gents, michael jackson has joined attrition. 
>
> i bet mj@attrition still forwards to me..

along with all of the aforementioned "little white boys"?

> : > elite on two levels
> :
> : when i grep that in access_log, i only get hits to munge's home dir...
> : hm...
>
> check /var/log/hurf

oh, baby



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 23:38:32 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42



: > my jerking always varies.
:
: it's called "ambidextrous".

that and mixing it up like using "Very Berry Strawberry" hand lotion..

: > and why do they want to be paid in purses and shoes?!
:
: and especially from your personal collection!  i know!

my 'closet' is 'one way' if you know what im sayin

: > i bet mj@attrition still forwards to me..
:
: along with all of the aforementioned "little white boys"?

fedex, not forward



From: lyger 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger), munge (Munge), audit (Audit), squido (Squido),
   zodiac (zodiac), comega (Cancer Omega), dsmcr (dsmcr), cji (cji),
   punkis (punkis), sawaba (sawaba), fell (fell), geekgrl (geekgrl),
   hellnbak (hellnbak), czarina (Czarina), martums (martums),
   madsaxon (madsaxon), William Knowles, mage (Mage)
Date: Sat, 5 Nov 2005 23:48:05 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> : > my jerking always varies.
> :
> : it's called "ambidextrous".
>
> that and mixing it up like using "Very Berry Strawberry" hand lotion..

you should try prell shampoo. then you get it not only slick, but clean as
well.

> my 'closet' is 'one way' if you know what im sayin

it's an entrance, not an exit?  shades of morton downey jr. in reverse.

> : > i bet mj@attrition still forwards to me..
> :
> : along with all of the aforementioned "little white boys"?
>
> fedex, not forward

do you spend extra to make sure they have "jesus juice" while in the
boxes?



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Munge (munge@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Munge (munge@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 6 Nov 2005 02:54:05 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


I THINK OUR CC'S ARE UNGRATEFUL

: > that and mixing it up like using "Very Berry Strawberry" hand lotion..
:
: you should try prell shampoo. then you get it not only slick, but clean
: as well.

i use bubble bath

: > my 'closet' is 'one way' if you know what im sayin
:
: it's an entrance, not an exit?  shades of morton downey jr. in reverse.

too many secrets

: > : along with all of the aforementioned "little white boys"?
: >
: > fedex, not forward
:
: do you spend extra to make sure they have "jesus juice" while in the
: boxes?

jizzus juice, aye



From: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 6 Nov 2005 23:08:43 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> can we use AJAX to have custom painted pages that are all interactive and
> give you virtual heebie jeebies?!
>

I can't believe you're taking MY IDEA and passing it on as yours!!!!



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 6 Nov 2005 23:11:08 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: > can we use AJAX to have custom painted pages that are all interactive and
: > give you virtual heebie jeebies?!

: I can't believe you're taking MY IDEA and passing it on as yours!!!!

Sir, your forged logs of our chat are not proof it was your idea. They do
not prove that I clearly ripped you off and deprived you of intellectual
property.



From: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Munge (munge@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 6 Nov 2005 23:43:32 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

On Sun, 6 Nov 2005, security curmudgeon wrote:

>
> I THINK OUR CC'S ARE UNGRATEFUL

Not ungrateful, fearful.

>
> : > that and mixing it up like using "Very Berry Strawberry" hand lotion..
> :
> : you should try prell shampoo. then you get it not only slick, but clean
> : as well.
>
> i use bubble bath

I took "lather, rinse, repeat" VERY literally

> : > my 'closet' is 'one way' if you know what im sayin
> :
> : it's an entrance, not an exit?  shades of morton downey jr. in reverse.
>
> too many secrets

There is no "I" in "cocksucker" people!

> : > : along with all of the aforementioned "little white boys"?
> : >
> : > fedex, not forward
> :
> : do you spend extra to make sure they have "jesus juice" while in the
> : boxes?
>
> jizzus juice, aye
>
I hear it contains "all natural juice extracts"



From: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 6 Nov 2005 23:50:29 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42



On Sun, 6 Nov 2005, security curmudgeon wrote:

>
> : > can we use AJAX to have custom painted pages that are all interactive
> and
> : > give you virtual heebie jeebies?!
>
> : I can't believe you're taking MY IDEA and passing it on as yours!!!!
>
> Sir, your forged logs of our chat are not proof it was your idea. They do
> not prove that I clearly ripped you off and deprived you of intellectual
> property.
>

Fortunately, Munge was watching our little transaction and can vouche for
the veracity of my claims!



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:09:38 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "sc" == security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) writes:

[...]
    sc> last time you said tie him up
    sc> you are like a god damn politician

    /j #wangs

    OH IT'S JERICHO AND HIS LITTLE *whisper* hacker PALS

--
SURE LADY, I'LL HAVE PHONE SEX WITH YOU!!! *SQUIRT* GOODNIGHT!!!!



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    root@attrition.org, sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:27:27 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "sc" == security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) writes:

[...]

    sc> NSFW aka NWS aka HALUGHGUGHG

    I wacky-parsed your fancy pirate name as "sincerity curmudgeon"
    and nearly missed the opportunity to classify the thread as spam.
    SHIT.

[...]

    sc> which reminds me of 'man smelt'
    sc> which means munge HAS to reply now

    Your coded messages, tapped out with your little and disfigured
    dick were received.  ARE YOU?  OVER.

    I was listening to Xie Xie (think Joy Division, only depressing)
    while filling the bath with warm water and reading my pills and
    razors when I realized that there are a lot of good things:
    sunshine, slavery, flowers, beer farts, kittens, &c., &c.  So my
    big date with Satan.

    But the kittens!  This reminds me of roadblock?  Is he still
    intact?  I was wondering if you had finally yielded to the
    temptation and gently scooped out his roe?  Roe!  OH!  SO GOOD.

    WRT Burning Man, no one came to my bukkake tent.  So dejected I
    could only engage in joyless dry jerking.  I barely got off to
    ROUGH SEX-JESUS-DONKEY-PUNCH.  I won't be going back.

--
I'm proud of you for your bold, empowering feminism, little lady.



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    root@attrition.org, sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:00:59 -0500
Subject: Update!

>>>>> "munge" == Small Grey (munge@attrition.org) writes:

[...]

    munge> I was listening to Xie Xie (think Joy Division, only
    munge> depressing)

    In case you're googling Xie Xie, it's actually Xiu Xiu (too
    much cough syrup in the coffee this morning).

--
A woman's test is material. A man's test is a woman...if a man could
fuck in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house.
--Rabbi Dave Chappelle




From: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Munge (munge@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 11:51:38 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42



On Sun, 6 Nov 2005, security curmudgeon wrote:

>
> I THINK OUR CC'S ARE UNGRATEFUL
>
> : > that and mixing it up like using "Very Berry Strawberry" hand lotion..
> :
> : you should try prell shampoo. then you get it not only slick, but clean
> : as well.
>
> i use bubble bath
>
> : > my 'closet' is 'one way' if you know what im sayin
> :
> : it's an entrance, not an exit?  shades of morton downey jr. in reverse.
>
> too many secrets
>
> : > : along with all of the aforementioned "little white boys"?
> : >
> : > fedex, not forward
> :
> : do you spend extra to make sure they have "jesus juice" while in the
> : boxes?
>
> jizzus juice, aye
>

I think everyone should be aware of where Jericho is taking our beloved
Attrition.org . This so called "Jesus Juice" thread seemed like the 
perfect oppertunity.

forced:~$ ./l33t-slax-sploit -u jericho
working......
Hooking: /0x43/0x6f/0x63/0x6b/ buffer
Overflowing /0x42/0x75/0x74/0x74/0x68/0x6f/0x6c/0x65 with
/0x43/0x6f/0x63/0x6b
Hole Status: Stretched to limit
Done.

forced:~$whoami
jericho

forced:~$ cd errata

forced:/home/web/errata$ ls man* -al
lrwxrwxrwx    1 root     root           17 Jul  1 22:56 man_chowder ->
/home/jericho/rough_riders

> > Zodiac: WTF?

forced:/home/web/errata$ cd /home/jericho/rough_riders

> > Zodiac: This can't be good

forced:/home/jericho/rough_riders$ ls
Mail/

forced:/home/jericho/rough_riders$ cd mail

> > Zodiac: This has the high probability of being embarassing

forced:/home/jericho/rough_riders/mail$ cat * |more
Dear Sir,

It is with much excitement that I agree to accept your proposal to merge 
the infamous attrition.org with rough-riders.com/man_chowder community. I 
have always been a loyal follower of your print mag and a regular user of 
your wonderfully musky prophylactics. Please send my leather vest with
emrboidered "rough riders" backpatch such that I may become more popular 
at truck stop restrooms as you promised and demonstrated in our latest
rondezvous.

Yours Sincerely,
-Jericho T. Attrition

P.S. Tell "bear" and "wild bill" that I miss them.



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:48:01 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "z" == zodiac  (zodiac@attrition.org) writes:
[...]
    z> Hole Status: Stretched to limit

Oh he can do better than that:


 /     \             \            /    \
|       |             \          |      |
|       `.             |         |       :
`        |             |        \|       |
 \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :
  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |
   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |
    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |
      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |
       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /
       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/
      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \
     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \
     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |
    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |
    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ |
   |              /    |     |  \            |
   |             |    /       \  \           |
   |          / /    |         |  \           |
   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |
  |         / /        |    |       |         |
  |          |         |    |       |         |

=-=-=

Thanks Jer!

--
I HAD TOTAL WEB ZEN WHEN I PODCASTED THAT DRM-FREE MASH-UP IN MY
BLOG... I FLICKR'ED THE CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSED PICS FROM THE MEETUP
ABOUT IT, SO LOOK FOR A TORRENT IN MY ZINE SOON. DISNEY WORLD.
-- THE INTERNET



From: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 12:56:32 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

On Mon, 7 Nov 2005, Small Grey wrote:

> > > > > > "z" == zodiac  (zodiac@attrition.org) writes:
> [...]
>    z> Hole Status: Stretched to limit
>
> Oh he can do better than that:
>
>
> /     \             \            /    \
> |       |             \          |      |
> |       `.             |         |       :
> `        |             |        \|       |
> \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :
>  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |
>   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |
>    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |
>      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |
>       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /
>       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/
>      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \
>     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \
>     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |
>    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |
>    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ |
>   |              /    |     |  \            |
>   |             |    /       \  \           |
>   |          / /    |         |  \           |
>   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |
>  |         / /        |    |       |         |
>  |          |         |    |       |         |
>
> =-=-=
>
> Thanks Jer!
>
> --
> I HAD TOTAL WEB ZEN WHEN I PODCASTED THAT DRM-FREE MASH-UP IN MY
> BLOG... I FLICKR'ED THE CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSED PICS FROM THE MEETUP
> ABOUT IT, SO LOOK FOR A TORRENT IN MY ZINE SOON. DISNEY WORLD.
> --THE INTERNET
>

Woohoo! Someone got it! I didn't know if anyone would take the time to 
look up the hexcode.

There should be a new postal section for internal attrition.org mail.



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 13:42:46 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "z" == zodiac  (zodiac@attrition.org) writes:

[...]

z> There should be a new postal section for internal attrition.org
z> mail.

Nah, it's mostly Jer going on about his extensive klezmer collection
and ass sex.

--
What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests
of both sexes I don't listen to. Ha, fuck, I don't care.  Have a
hermaphrodite one. I don't fucking care. Have one with three dicks and
eight titties, I don't , I don't... You know, have one with gills and
a trunk. That would be cool. I might go see that, you know, but... You
know, I appreciate your quaint traditions and superstitions.
--Bill Hicks



From: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com)
X-Sender: madsaxon@pop3.direcway.com (Unverified)
To: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:45:06 -0600
Subject: Re: 42

At 10:59 AM 11/7/2005, zodiac wrote:

> There should be a new postal section for internal attrition.org mail.

The path of nested self-reference leads inexorably to madness.



From: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com)
Cc: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), Small Grey (munge@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 14:33:03 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

On Mon, 7 Nov 2005, madsaxon wrote:

> At 10:59 AM 11/7/2005, zodiac wrote:
>
> > There should be a new postal section for internal attrition.org mail.
>
> The path of nested self-reference leads inexorably to madness.

The line between madness and genius being extremely thin and often
unrecognizable to the uninitiated viewer.



From: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com)
X-Sender: madsaxon@pop3.direcway.com (Unverified)
To: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
Cc: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), Small Grey (munge@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 14:04:22 -0600
Subject: Re: 42

At 01:33 PM 11/7/2005, dsmcr wrote:

> The line between madness and genius being extremely thin and often
> unrecognizable to the uninitiated viewer.

I take comfort in this aphorism, in the probably
mistaken but nevertheless reassuring hope that my own
life has fallen on the correct side of this line.



From: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 14:18:01 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: 42

Jesus... that gave me an erection..

On Mon, 7 Nov 2005, Small Grey wrote:

> > > > > > "z" == zodiac  (zodiac@attrition.org) writes:
> [...]
>    z> Hole Status: Stretched to limit
>
> Oh he can do better than that:
>
>
> /     \             \            /    \
> |       |             \          |      |
> |       `.             |         |       :
> `        |             |        \|       |
> \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :
>  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |
>   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |
>    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |
>      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |
>       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /
>       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/
>      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \
>     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \
>     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |
>    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |
>    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ |
>   |              /    |     |  \            |
>   |             |    /       \  \           |
>   |          / /    |         |  \           |
>   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |
>  |         / /        |    |       |         |
>  |          |         |    |       |         |
>
> =-=-=
>
> Thanks Jer!
>
> --
> I HAD TOTAL WEB ZEN WHEN I PODCASTED THAT DRM-FREE MASH-UP IN MY
> BLOG... I FLICKR'ED THE CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSED PICS FROM THE MEETUP
> ABOUT IT, SO LOOK FOR A TORRENT IN MY ZINE SOON. DISNEY WORLD.
> --THE INTERNET



From: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
To: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com)
Cc: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org), Small Grey (munge@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 15:19:28 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

On Mon, 7 Nov 2005, madsaxon wrote:

> At 01:33 PM 11/7/2005, dsmcr wrote:
>
>
> > The line between madness and genius being extremely thin and often
> > unrecognizable to the uninitiated viewer.
>
> I take comfort in this aphorism, in the probably
> mistaken but nevertheless reassuring hope that my own
> life has fallen on the correct side of this line.

Given the company we find ourselves in, does it really which side we land
on? Although I would prefer "eccentric" to bat shit fucking loco.



From: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com)
X-Sender: madsaxon@pop3.direcway.com (Unverified)
To: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
Cc: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org), Small Grey (munge@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 14:21:44 -0600
Subject: Re: 42

At 02:19 PM 11/7/2005, zodiac wrote:

> Given the company we find ourselves in, does it really which side we land
> on? Although I would prefer "eccentric" to bat shit fucking loco.

Labels, like morality, are relative.



From: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com)
X-Sender: madsaxon@pop3.direcway.com (Unverified)
To: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 14:23:03 -0600
Subject: Re: 42

At 02:20 PM 11/7/2005, hellNbak wrote:

> Jesus... that gave me an erection..

WTMI



From: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com)
X-Sender: madsaxon@pop3.direcway.com (Unverified)
To: lyger (lyger@forced.attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
Cc: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org), Small Grey (munge@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 15:25:25 -0600
Subject: Re: 42

At 03:21 PM 11/7/2005, lyger wrote:

> I'll take "bat shit fucking loco" for $200, Alex... I mean Zodiac...

I'm glad that's where we fall on this scale.  Geniuses make me nervous.



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    root@attrition.org, sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 17:14:34 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


:     I wacky-parsed your fancy pirate name as "sincerity curmudgeon"
:     and nearly missed the opportunity to classify the thread as spam.
:     SHIT.

you lie like a cheap bum in the road. you SO dug this out of
/home/munge/spam/spam/obnoxious/fukkar

:     But the kittens!  This reminds me of roadblock?  Is he still
:     intact?  I was wondering if you had finally yielded to the
:     temptation and gently scooped out his roe?  Roe!  OH!  SO GOOD.

:     intact?  I was wondering if you had finally yielded to the
:     temptation and gently scooped out his roe?  Roe!  OH!  SO GOOD.

i scoop out the little love nuggets from his litter box, and serve them
over rice.

:     WRT Burning Man, no one came to my bukkake tent.  So dejected I
:     could only engage in joyless dry jerking.  I barely got off to
:     ROUGH SEX-JESUS-DONKEY-PUNCH.  I won't be going back.

i bet that was hot.
               ^^^


From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
Cc: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 17:16:14 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: >    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ |
: >   |              /    |     |  \            |
: >   |             |    /       \  \           |
: >   |          / /    |         |  \           |
: >   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |
: >  |         / /        |    |       |         |
: >  |          |         |    |       |         |

BALLS

: There should be a new postal section for internal attrition.org mail.

that wacky lyger is already working on it but this thread will be safe.
his hands are not strong enough to edit 832 mails in this thread. he has
not been following his jerk regiment. WEAKLING



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org)
Cc: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 17:17:41 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

: Jesus... that gave me an erection..

hellNbak didn't scroll down to the balls obviously

if he did, california would have had a 'white mud slide'

: >    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |
: >      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |
: >       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /
: >       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/
: >      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \
: >     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \
: >     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |
: >    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com)
Cc: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), Small Grey (munge@attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 17:18:24 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: > Jesus... that gave me an erection..
:
: WTMI

madsaxon typo'd.. he meant "WMTI" which of course is "Wow Me Too,
Incredible!"



From: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 17:51:33 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

On Mon, 7 Nov 2005, security curmudgeon wrote:

>
> : > Jesus... that gave me an erection..
> :
> : WTMI
>
> madsaxon typo'd.. he meant "WMTI" which of course is "Wow Me Too,
> Incredible!"
>

Actually no, he didnt' typo. WTMI means, "Woe To My Intestines," madsaxon
has had experience with erections from hellNBack. He's infamous on the
rough-rider.com message boards your browser history tell us you troll,
Jericho.



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
Cc: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 17:52:49 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: > madsaxon typo'd.. he meant "WMTI" which of course is "Wow Me Too,
: > Incredible!"
:
:  Actually no, he didnt' typo. WTMI means, "Woe To My Intestines,"
: madsaxon has had experience with erections from hellNBack. He's infamous
: on the rough-rider.com message boards your browser history tell us you
: troll, Jericho.

Let the record reflect, YOU outted him, not me!

I 'inned' him if you know what I mean.



From: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 7 Nov 2005 17:56:05 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

On Mon, 7 Nov 2005, security curmudgeon wrote:

>
> : > madsaxon typo'd.. he meant "WMTI" which of course is "Wow Me Too,
> : > Incredible!"
> :
> :  Actually no, he didnt' typo. WTMI means, "Woe To My Intestines,"
> : madsaxon has had experience with erections from hellNBack. He's infamous
> : on the rough-rider.com message boards your browser history tell us you
> : troll, Jericho.
>
> Let the record reflect, YOU outted him, not me!
>
> I 'inned' him if you know what I mean.
>

I did out him, anal prolapse is such a nasty thing. It is very insensitive
of you bring it up though.



From: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com)
X-Sender: madsaxon@pop3.direcway.com (Unverified)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), Small Grey (munge@attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 07 Nov 2005 17:41:42 -0600
Subject: Re: 42

At 04:18 PM 11/7/2005, security curmudgeon wrote:

> madsaxon typo'd.. he meant "WMTI" which of course is "Wow Me Too,
> Incredible!"

Lysdexia being an iTartToni hallmark.




From: fell (fell@attrition.org)
To: madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), Small Grey (munge@attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 8 Nov 2005 14:30:19 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

On Mon, 7 Nov 2005, madsaxon wrote:

> At 04:18 PM 11/7/2005, security curmudgeon wrote:
>
> > madsaxon typo'd.. he meant "WMTI" which of course is "Wow Me Too,
> > Incredible!"
>
> Lysdexia being an iTartToni hallmark.

As much as I'd like to inject my own perverse sense of humor, one word
overcomes my senses: Wow.

The *last* thing I expected to see when I logged in today. Baha. Keep it 
up.



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 08 Nov 2005 20:49:25 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "sincerity curmudgeon" == security curmudgeon 
(jericho@attrition.org)
writes:

[...]
 sincerity curmudgeon> not been following his jerk regiment
                                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The Bukkake Brigade, Felching Flotilla, Cunt Company we know
but tell us of this Jerk Regiment you speak of.

Oh wait we're all sitting in a circle...

JO,

m~

--
AS WITH MOST PERVERSIONS, GIGER DID IT BETTER



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org)
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org)
Cc: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 08 Nov 2005 20:52:07 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "hellNbak" == hellNbak  (hellnbak@nmrc.org) writes:

    hellNbak> Jesus... that gave me an erection..

    You tell all the hot messiahs that.

--
 /^\_(>o<)
 |         |
 | O  .  O | -Niao!
  \_______/




From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    root@attrition.org, sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 08 Nov 2005 21:02:53 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "sincerity curmudgeon" == security curmudgeon 
(jericho@attrition.org)
writes:

[...]

    sincerity curmudgeon> i scoop out the little love nuggets from his
    sincerity curmudgeon> litter box, and serve them over rice.

    Oh good he's shitting.  Last I hefted the furry cinder-block I
    figured he couldn't have shit in several years.

[...]

    sincerity curmudgeon> i bet that was hot.

    Check it out the mpeg on my feminist ezine. YOU CAN WATCH IT FOR
    FREE WITH A VALID CC#

--
AMERICA RULES MUCH ASS



From: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    root@attrition.org, sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 8 Nov 2005 21:10:42 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

On Tue, 8 Nov 2005, Small Grey wrote:

>    Check it out the mpeg on my feminist ezine. YOU CAN WATCH IT FOR
>    FREE WITH A VALID CC#

Munge brings to feminist ezines the same thing that the pope brings to 
gonzo anal porn, only in reverse.



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 08 Nov 2005 21:16:51 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "z" == zodiac  (zodiac@attrition.org) writes:


[...]

    z> I did out him, anal prolapse is such a nasty thing. It is very
    z> insensitive of you bring it up though.

    http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/

    Let this be a warning to sc, zode, and sax (and the rest of you!)
    for the dangerous and risky behaviour you engage in.  EVERY
    NIGHT.

--
THE EMAIL THAT WILL NEVER DIE DESPITE BUNDLING IT INTO A WEIGHTED SACK



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 08 Nov 2005 21:27:22 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "munge" == Small Grey (munge@attrition.org) writes:

[...]


    munge>     

    Money quote:

    "If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some
    issues, Urquhart said."

    If an issue how would NMRC members ride to work?  Could they come
    to grips with having their honorary New Zealand citizenship
    revoked?

--
THE EMAILS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    root@attrition.org, sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com),
    Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 08 Nov 2005 21:33:12 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "dsmcr" == dsmcr  (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org) writes:

[...]
    dsmcr> Munge brings to feminist ezines the same thing that the
    dsmcr> pope brings to gonzo anal porn, only in reverse.

    a/s/l of this pope personage?

--
HE'S HURTING ME WITH MY OWN PEPPER SPRAY HOLY GOD THE IRONY



From: lyger 
To: munge@attrition.org
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    root@attrition.org, sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 8 Nov 2005 23:18:15 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

>     Oh good he's shitting.  Last I hefted the furry cinder-block I
>     figured he couldn't have shit in several years.

"furry cinder-block" = QOTY.  we need to replicate that to our disaster
recovery site!



From: lyger 
To: munge@attrition.org
Cc: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 8 Nov 2005 23:21:14 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

>     "If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some
>     issues, Urquhart said."
>
>     If an issue how would NMRC members ride to work?  Could they come
>     to grips with having their honorary New Zealand citizenship
>     revoked?

I heard Zodiac "comes to grips" with sheep or goats quite often.

EXPLAIN, SINNER!



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 8 Nov 2005 23:30:17 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


:     You tell all the hot messiahs that.
:
: --
:  /^\_(>o<)
:  |         |
:  | O  .  O | -Niao!
:   \_______/

munge, glad to see you finally gave in and fully embraced your hello
kitty fetish. i still mourn for the costumed person in the mall a few
years back. being tackle hugged and having their leg humped by a grown
man was no doubt a shock.



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
Cc: Munge (munge@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), Blaise (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 8 Nov 2005 23:32:00 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: >     Oh good he's shitting.  Last I hefted the furry cinder-block I
: >     figured he couldn't have shit in several years.
:
: "furry cinder-block" = QOTY.  we need to replicate that to our disaster
: recovery site!

cinder blocks weigh a bit less than Roadblock. also have a few more IQ
points.



From: lyger 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 8 Nov 2005 23:34:46 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

> munge, glad to see you finally gave in and fully embraced your hello
> kitty fetish. i still mourn for the costumed person in the mall a few
> years back. being tackle hugged and having their leg humped by a grown
> man was no doubt a shock.

and who was the "grown man"?  DO TELL!



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
X-Sender: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 09 Nov 2005 05:51:21 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "sc" == security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) writes:

[...]

    sc> munge, glad to see you finally gave in and fully embraced your
    sc> hello kitty fetish. i still mourn for the costumed person in
    sc> the mall a few years back. being tackle hugged and having
    sc> their leg humped by a grown man was no doubt a shock.

Let's not drag BK into this.  I understand he's still wearing a state 
ankle bracelet?

Sometimes when I hit my hello kitty doll really hard, there's a
muffled sound...a little like a scream.

--
OMG STOP READING MY DIARY!  WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? --Anne Frank



From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    mcintyre , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 9 Nov 2005 07:30:18 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42


: >>>>> "sc" == security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) writes:
:
: [...]
:
:     sc> munge, glad to see you finally gave in and fully embraced your
:     sc> hello kitty fetish. i still mourn for the costumed person in
:     sc> the mall a few years back. being tackle hugged and having
:     sc> their leg humped by a grown man was no doubt a shock.
:
: Let's not drag BK into this.  I understand he's still wearing a state
: ankle bracelet?

And the matching earrings hanging proudly from the glory hole in each
ear.

: Sometimes when I hit my hello kitty doll really hard, there's a muffled
: sound...a little like a scream.

by hit you mean 'love tap'



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
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To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    mcintyre , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 09 Nov 2005 07:47:19 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

>>>>> "sc" == security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) writes:

[...]

    sc> by hit you mean 'love tap'

    Or, "teach her a lesson", "remind her", "show her who's boss",
    &c.

--
JESUS SQUEALS



From: MacIntyre 
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    mcintyre , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 09 Nov 2005 10:07:36 -0500
Subject: Re: 42

At 07:30 AM 11/9/2005, security curmudgeon wrote:

> : >>>>> "sc" == security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) writes:
> :
> : [...]
> :
> :     sc> munge, glad to see you finally gave in and fully embraced your
> :     sc> hello kitty fetish. i still mourn for the costumed person in
> :     sc> the mall a few years back. being tackle hugged and having
> :     sc> their leg humped by a grown man was no doubt a shock.
> :
> : Let's not drag BK into this.  I understand he's still wearing a state
> : ankle bracelet?
>
> And the matching earrings hanging proudly from the glory hole in each
> ear.

No longer Hello Kittty tho. That's so 80s. I had upgraded to Powerpuff 
Girls but now these "Bratz" seem to be the girlies of the moment.




From: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 9 Nov 2005 10:51:31 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42



On Tue, 8 Nov 2005, Small Grey wrote:

> > > > > > "z" == zodiac  (zodiac@attrition.org) writes:
>
> [...]
>
>    z> I did out him, anal prolapse is such a nasty thing. It is very
>    z> insensitive of you bring it up though.
>
>    
>
>    Let this be a warning to sc, zode, and sax (and the rest of you!)
>    for the dangerous and risky behaviour you engage in.  EVERY
>    NIGHT.

But I hate my colon so much! All I need is a horse or a man with a plunger
who feels the same way.



From: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 9 Nov 2005 12:25:29 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: 42


On Tue, 8 Nov 2005, Small Grey wrote:

> > > > > > "hellNbak" == hellNbak  (hellnbak@nmrc.org) writes:
>
>    hellNbak> Jesus... that gave me an erection..
>
>    You tell all the hot messiahs that.

Yeah, pretty much



From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
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To: lyger 
Cc: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), audit (audit@attrition.org),
    Smoof (squido@attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org),
    dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:03:13 -0500
Subject: NMRC Spotted in Yorkshire?

>>>>> "lyger" == lyger   writes:

    >> "If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some
    >> issues, Urquhart said."
    >>
    >> If an issue how would NMRC members ride to work?  Could they come
    >> to grips with having their honorary New Zealand citizenship
    >> revoked?

    lyger> I heard Zodiac "comes to grips" with sheep or goats quite often.

    
http://www.lawbore.net/forum/index.php?action=vthread&forum=1&topic=354&page=0

    Drunken animal buggery ergo NMRC.  Their paw-prints are all over
    this incident.

--
"Saturn" is about "wanting to rape the president to death and eat his
body as inspired by the Goya painting of Saturn eating his sons."
--Jamie Stewart, Xiu Xiu



From: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger@forced.attrition.org), zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 9 Nov 2005 12:28:07 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: NMRC Spotted in Yorkshire?

On Wed, 9 Nov 2005, Small Grey wrote:

> > > > > > "lyger" == lyger   writes:
>
>    >> "If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some
>    >> issues, Urquhart said."
>    >>
>    >> If an issue how would NMRC members ride to work?  Could they come
>    >> to grips with having their honorary New Zealand citizenship
>    >> revoked?
>
>    lyger> I heard Zodiac "comes to grips" with sheep or goats quite often.
>
> http://www.lawbore.net/forum/index.php?action=vthread&forum=1&topic=35
> 4&page=0
>
>    Drunken animal buggery ergo NMRC.  Their paw-prints are all over
>    this incident.
>

How did this end up a NMRC thing.... dude... its all about the sheep.. do 
I need to repost the pics of Defcon 04?



From: dsmcr (dsmcr@forced.attrition.org)
To: hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org)
Cc: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org), lyger (lyger@forced.attrition.org),
    zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), lyger (lyger@attrition.org),
    audit (audit@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), cji (cji@attrition.org),
    Punkis (punkis@attrition.org), sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org),
    fell (fell@attrition.org), geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org),
    Czarina (czarina@attrition.org), martums (martums@attrition.org),
    William Knowles , Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 9 Nov 2005 14:36:39 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: NMRC Spotted in Yorkshire?

On Wed, 9 Nov 2005, hellNbak wrote:

> On Wed, 9 Nov 2005, Small Grey wrote:
>
> > > > > > > "lyger" == lyger   writes:
> >
> >    >> "If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some
> >    >> issues, Urquhart said."
> >    >>
> >    >> If an issue how would NMRC members ride to work?  Could they come
> >    >> to grips with having their honorary New Zealand citizenship
> >    >> revoked?
> >
> >    lyger> I heard Zodiac "comes to grips" with sheep or goats quite
> > often.
> >

> > http://www.lawbore.net/forum/index.php?action=vthread&forum=1&topic=
> > 354&page=0
> >
> >    Drunken animal buggery ergo NMRC.  Their paw-prints are all over
> >    this incident.
> >
>
> How did this end up a NMRC thing.... dude... its all about the sheep.. do
> I need to repost the pics of Defcon 04?
>

Probably because of the very successful line of NMRC branded velcro gloves
with matching kneepads and hobbles. Just a thought.



From: audit (audit@attrition.org)
To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
Cc: zodiac (zodiac@attrition.org),
    security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
    madsaxon (madsaxon@direcway.com), hellNbak (hellnbak@nmrc.org),
    lyger (lyger@attrition.org), Smoof (squido@attrition.org),
    Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org), dsmcr (dsmcr@attrition.org),
    cji (cji@attrition.org), Punkis (punkis@attrition.org),
    sawaba (sawaba@attrition.org), fell (fell@attrition.org),
    geekgrl (geekgrl@attrition.org), Czarina (czarina@attrition.org),
    martums (martums@attrition.org), William Knowles ,
    Mage (mage@attrition.org)
Date: Sun, 13 Nov 2005 20:44:26 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: 42

On Tue, 8 Nov 2005, Small Grey wrote:


> > > > > > "munge" == Small Grey (munge@attrition.org) writes:
>
> [...]
>
>
>    munge>     
>
>    Money quote:
>
>    "If you're talking about sheep or goats, there could be some
>    issues, Urquhart said."

that SOB must've found the yearly redneck party pictures. time to start
encrypting them.

>
>    If an issue how would NMRC members ride to work?  Could they come
>    to grips with having their honorary New Zealand citizenship
>    revoked?
>
> --
> THE EMAILS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE



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