From: Doesitmatter78@aol.com To: firstname.lastname@example.org Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 21:22:59 EDT Subject: Re: (no subject) I want you to help me break my aol parental controls and in return i will do what you want.
From: security curmudgeon (email@example.com) To: Doesitmatter78@aol.com Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 01:32:00 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: (no subject) : I want you to help me break my aol parental controls and in return i : will do what you want. You dress in a lime green jump suit, wear a feather boa and poison oak tiara.. go to your local mall, speak in tongues, preach the word of "Ghad" and convince christians that he is superior to their whimpy three letter "God", and have a friend video tape it. Take the video, convert it to .mpg format, spread it via Kazaa. When I can search for "the neon chicken incident" and find the video, i'll help you.
Why don't they ever write back?!