From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Rmns129@aol.com
Date: Sat, 30 Mar 2002 02:26:55 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Hello !!  I'm crapping my pants over here!!


: I just want to start out by saying....I am a stayhome mom of two
: toddlers.  Voted for George.....Love the flag, love the cross. 

Love the cross? You seen http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html
then?

: I am online and watching Bill O'Reilly's special on the Fox channel. 
: Uh, he is reporting a story about porn, the internet, and some group
: called NAMBLA....who believe in sex between children and men.  I

Yeah, they were a topic on a South Park episode too.

: on the subject and I started a search for NAMBLA on the internet.....I
: came to their "website" and wanted to see what the hell was going on
: with these freaks....and your BIG warning popped up and all I saw was
: "Hacked Hard" and I closed the window and crapped myself.  I don't

Hacked Hard is kind of a sick pun isn't it. You fear puns?

: believe in sex with children...I think it's freaking sickening and only
: was gathering information out of flabbergasted curiosity.  Whatever you
: may have done to my computer, please let me know what it is and how I
: can undo it....I'm freaking out over here.. I can personally guarantee

I'm afraid the only way to undo it is to send us a roll of pennies and a
large amount of sugar free chocolate.

: I'll send you a picture of myself, my kids and husband holding a sign up
: that says "DEATH TO CHILD MOLESTERS"  Whatever you want just PLEEEEEASE
: don't hose up my life, Pleeeeease don't steal my identity or mess up my
: good credit.  Ugh, please write back.  Colleen Dippolito Rmns129@aol.com
: (it's a bible passage.....I swear.). 

yeah, that is Romans 1:29 right?

".. being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness,
covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit,
malignity; whisperers.."

So you are telling me on one hand that you are not a bad person and don't
deserver to be hacked, then you quote the most contradictory of fictional
works ever written, and basically say you are evil, deceitful and wicked.

I'm supposed to believe you?

: Groaning and Whining from:
: 
: Colleen in Ohio.....the stay home mom whose going to get her backside
: chewed off by her husband and lay awake all night wondering what my
: credit cards are purchasing for me or someone else right now.  A life

What, you scared your cards are going to purchase good stuff? That the
flowers and furniture will stand out on your bill full of 900 calls, sex
toys and cheeseburgers?

: Unless you write back right away and tell me I'm not on some hacker hit
: list, I will be up all night thinking of these and more things.... 

Since I took several days to reply, that mean you got no sleep?

: I'm sorry if you find my email unamusing or as Julia Roberts would say
: "LOQUACIOUS"  but It's helping me feel like I have some control over my

When I hear that word, i think of the movie "Con Air" actually.

: life right now.  I am picturing some guy at a computer rubbing his hands
: together in glee while all the pedophiles' and the dumbass stay-home
: mom's personal information is fed into some smoking computer that is

Close, i'm rubbing my hands, but not against each other.

: Factor Special in anticipation that there would be an influx of
: unsuspecting fools like myself.  Fools who live in Ohio who only went to
: the site because they couldn't believe there was an actual group called
: Man Boy Love Association. 

Or fools who went to the wrong site and couldn't read what site they were
really visiting?

: Like I said, I'll be up for awhile.  It's okay if you don't get back to
: me right away though.  Hopefully I'm not alone and there are other
: pleading letters from other jackholes like myself that you are reading

I wish there were, but it looks like you are the lone jackhole on the net.
=(

: right now.  If not, and you write me back and tell me that yes indeedy I
: AM THE LONE JACKHOLE, I'll have to do a deep self analysis of how smart

Whoa, looks like we're thinking the same thing!