From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Default (default@massed.net)
Cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 17 Jan 2003 14:43:44 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Forwarded mail....

On Fri, 17 Jan 2003, you wrote:

: where the fuck is all the good shit,, where are the mastercard 
: ad type things located

Oh, didn't you know?  Our site comes with a built-in intelligence test.
It requires you to *READ* the main page listings and *THINK* in order to
find things on our site.

We're sorry that you failed, yet we cannot assist you as we do not
subscribe to the policy of social promotion.  Please feel free to try
again any time you wish, though we should point out that your initial
failure will affect your final grade.

Sincerely,

Professor Omega
Magna Cum Loudly
Psychotic State University
Attrition School of Hard Knocks

From: /dev/null (null@attrition.org)
To: Default (default@massed.net)
Cc: Sick Little Monkeys (bastards@attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 17 Jan 2003 15:22:04 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Forwarded mail....

On Fri, 17 Jan 2003, Default wrote:

: where the fuck is all the good shit,, where are the mastercard 
: ad type things located

Unfortunately, due to heavy traffic from the masses of morons who'd
breathe out the wrong orifice if they were any stupider, we had to move
them to a secret location.  Now they can only be found by the -truly-
elite.

Of course, we expect that anyone who frequents our site and reads the
important information we provide will have learned enough to become truly
elite, so surely within a few months you'll be able to track them down.
It's very difficult, but surely you're quite the hax0r now -- good luck!

/dev/null

"If somebody tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back!"
					-- Firefly