From: Dewa Batara Yudha (email@example.com) To: Attrition (firstname.lastname@example.org) Date: Wed, 31 Oct 2001 16:28:05 +0700 Subject: Excuse me... Dear sir... Firstly, I would like to apologize for my bad grammatically english. My name is Dewa Batara Yudha. I'm 19 years old, I study in LIA Jakarta - Indonesia. I've read your site. And I found your e-mail address. The reason I wrote this letter is : I urgently need an access to [ www.lia.ac.id ] but I don't know the username and password to get there. So I need your help to get me thru this problem. I'm sorry for this. If just this is not an urgent. Thank you sir, Dewa Batara Yudha [ help me please ]
I would like to begin by apologize for my bad manners.
Each time I read this mail, I begin to laugh more and more. After the third or fourth time, the laughter is overwhelming. Fifth reading, i'm finding myself a tad aroused. Eigth reading? Oh yeah, full on jerk session.
In case the answer wasn't clear, we'd be glad to mock you instead of help you.