From: DownSyndrome DeFac3r (firstname.lastname@example.org) To: email@example.com Date: Wed, 30 May 2001 09:51:58 -0400 (EDT) Subject: help? Hi, i was wondering.... There is this train that goes past my house, and it's a bad shade of grey....I really want to paint it, but I'm too much of a moron to learn how to do it my self. Child proof lids....damn.... I know I don't know you, and I believe you are probably willing to risk prosecution and imprisonment for helping me, so....Could you spray paint this train for me? Or, send me a program that will teach me step by step how to take the lid off? Wait, before you risk your freedom for a complete stranger. I Don't want you to do it maliciously though, I have a purpose....I know people read the trains and think of the level of education this person has to put 0wn3ed on it. I want to raise awareness on the Masturbating Lemur. It, like me, spends 14 years of it's life (I'll be 15 really soon) trying to achieve an orgasm by rubbing it's "penis" against rough bark. Splinters are just a fact of life. I live on the corner of Getta and FukkngLife. I hope to see you SOON!!. Love DownSyndrome DeFac3r
At this point, Punkis asked "Whatever you're smoking.. share"
From: DownSyndrome Defac3r (firstname.lastname@example.org) To: punkis (email@example.com) Cc: firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com Date: Fri, 1 Jun 2001 10:13:43 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: help? No, not smoking. Drugs are for pooheads...... Canadian Beer.....MMMMMMMMMMMMM I can give you some But!@....Big but..... In exchange for.... 2 blondes, 34 C 5`5 105lbs (Female) 1 Stuffed Armadillo 1 Campbells Creamy Tomato soup can with no french on the label. 1 Mr. Pib 2 Bald Eagles 1 Partridge 1 Pear Tree 35 cases of Lone Star. I will give thee 10 of my prized Canadian Beer. Lager, stout, cream, IPA etc, you choose the type. Oh oh oh oh oh, one question. Can Null teach me to be as sarcastic as he is? I worship that sarcasm. Nub yew Punkypew! *Duct tape is kinda of like the Jedi Force, It has a dark side, and a light side, and it holds the world together*
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