Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2000 23:42:33 +0100
Subject: good deeds
Hello. Just saw a picture and wondered if it was yours. Are you a woman?
If so it must have been yours. Blonde hair, come to bed eyes... Maybe
your a man trying to trick men and women into mailing you cause you like
reading crap mail. Wouldn't it be really cool if you were fat and ugly
and in a wheel chair and that picture wasn't really you and you were
trying to trick people into thinking that you were really nice looking.
Anyhow, will you reply to me? Doctornuker doesn't reply any more. I
tried to be funny and stuff but I don't think he liked me calling him
names he didn't know. You know big words like ugly and slow and that
sort of stuff?
Have you ever been to Australia? That's where I live. If your coolenough
maybe you could join my gang. Were the coolest and everyone wants to
hang around us like flies at a BBQ. We could go to the beach and if
you've got a g-string bring it along cause they're exciting.
Have to go now, pizza is here.
That was a complete lie.
That is one hell of a pickup e-mail.