Date: Mon, 23 Aug 1999 15:08:06 EDT
	From: xxxxxx@aol.com
	To: crypto@attrition.org
	Subject: Newbie wants to learn.(crypto)

	Could you tell me how to use crypto and all those lethal programs which fall 
	under the category "hacker"?
	I'd do anything if you would.
	-xxxxxx



	Dearest Newbie....

	If you are willing to learn the ways of crypto...including those lethal	
	programs that fall under the "hacker" category...there are but two tasks
	you must complete:

	1) 1 Pint of your pets blood (drained by your own preference)

	2) Sign over your first born to me

	That simple....

	Once you have done that, you should be aware that cryptography is not
	synonymous with 'hacker'.