HACKWEISER

Suzuki's Rule! We mean it!

Well to tell you the truth..

SUZUKI WAS FUCKING DOMINATED!

You guys make the shittiest cars! Try to say "oooh no we don't", but your just in loser denial. We want you to make a car so we won't hax0r your dummy sites anymore.

Our cat must include the following so we will stop picking on you..
1. It has to go up to 400 miles per hour and have a rocket attached to it 2. We want the car to be made entirely out of cheese and gummi bears 3. We want a secksi porn bish to sit under the dash board and give us "you know what" while we are driving 4. We want a big fuckin cannon attached to the top to shoot all those pesky gooky drivers off of the road 5. it has to have a picture of a penguin humping a toaster on the hood

we are prepared to quit hackering your gay sites if you give us the car within the next 3 and a half minutes :) Fuck you guys goto hell we don't love you and we are keeping your virginities too!

We're a bunch of assholes and we dont care..eat our doodie.