This box was cracked by xst xst is a member of Team NFC that stands for No Fucking class. U can find us at irc.brasnet.org channel #nfc ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ After this sex shit, I write some more stuff so just go down if u dont wanna read this ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Things Not to Say During Sex #1. But everybody looks funny naked! Things Not to Say During Sex #2. You woke me up for that? Things Not to Say During Sex #3. Did I mention the video camera? Things Not to Say During Sex #4. Do you smell something burning? Things Not to Say During Sex #5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... Things Not to Say During Sex #6. Try breathing through your nose. Things Not to Say During Sex #7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! Things Not to Say During Sex #8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? Things Not to Say During Sex #9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? Things Not to Say During Sex #10. But whipped cream makes me break out. Things Not to Say During Sex #11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today Things Not to Say During Sex #12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! Things Not to Say During Sex #13. Can you please pass me the remote control? Things Not to Say During Sex #14. Do you accept Visa? Things Not to Say During Sex #15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Things Not to Say During Sex #16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. Things Not to Say During Sex #17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! Things Not to Say During Sex #18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. Things Not to Say During Sex #19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? Things Not to Say During Sex #20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... Things Not to Say During Sex #21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! Things Not to Say During Sex #22. Do you get any premium movie channels? Things Not to Say During Sex #23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! Things Not to Say During Sex #24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch! Things Not to Say During Sex #25. Got any penicillin? Things Not to Say During Sex #26. But I just brushed my teeth... Things Not to Say During Sex #27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! Things Not to Say During Sex #28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! Things Not to Say During Sex #29. I want a baby! Things Not to Say During Sex #30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! Things Not to Say During Sex #31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? Things Not to Say During Sex #32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... Things Not to Say During Sex #33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? Things Not to Say During Sex #34. I think you have it on backwards. Things Not to Say During Sex #35. When is this supposed to feel good? Things Not to Say During Sex #36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! Things Not to Say During Sex #37. You're good enough to do this for a living! Things Not to Say During Sex #38. Is that blood on the headboard? Things Not to Say During Sex #39. Did I remember to take my pill? Things Not to Say During Sex #40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? Things Not to Say During Sex #41. I wish we got the Playboy channel... Things Not to Say During Sex #42. That leak better be from the waterbed! Things Not to Say During Sex #43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! Things Not to Say During Sex #44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. Things Not to Say During Sex #45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? Things Not to Say During Sex #46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.. Things Not to Say During Sex #47. No, really... 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You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. Things Not to Say During Sex #60. What tampon? Things Not to Say During Sex #61. Have you ever considered liposuction? Things Not to Say During Sex #62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! Things Not to Say During Sex #63. What are you planning to make for breakfast? Things Not to Say During Sex #64. I have a confession... Things Not to Say During Sex #65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! Things Not to Say During Sex #66. Are those real or am I just behind the times? Things Not to Say During Sex #67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child? Things Not to Say During Sex #68. Is that a hanging sculpture? Things Not to Say During Sex #69. You'll still vote for me, won't you? Things Not to Say During Sex #70. Did I mention my transsexual operation? Things Not to Say During Sex #71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something! Things Not to Say During Sex #72. Did you come yet, dear? Things Not to Say During Sex #73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about... Things Not to Say During Sex #74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! Things Not to Say During Sex #75. Does this count as a date? Things Not to Say During Sex #76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! Things Not to Say During Sex #77. Hic! I need another beer for this please. Things Not to Say During Sex #78. I think biting is romantic- don't you? Things Not to Say During Sex #79. Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?) Things Not to Say During Sex #80. When would you like to meet my parents? Things Not to Say During Sex #81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...  Woman: Yourself? Things Not to Say During Sex #82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"? Things Not to Say During Sex #83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. Things Not to Say During Sex #84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. Things Not to Say During Sex #85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? Things Not to Say During Sex #86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? Things Not to Say During Sex #87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman. Things Not to Say During Sex #88. Sorry but I don't do toes! Things Not to Say During Sex #89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it! Things Not to Say During Sex #90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! Things Not to Say During Sex #91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper... Things Not to Say During Sex #92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer". Things Not to Say During Sex #93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash! Things Not to Say During Sex #94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! Things Not to Say During Sex #95. Is this a sin too? Things Not to Say During Sex #96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! Things Not to Say During Sex #97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn? Things Not to Say During Sex #98. Long kisses clog my sinuses... Things Not to Say During Sex #99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise... Things Not to Say During Sex #100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"? ---------------------------------------------------------- If u read that your a fucking idiot.. just a waste of time. but i guess u dont have anything better to do then, Get a fucking life. If u want to know the reason i had to crack this site. u can go and fuck yourself. bequse u aint getting any reason for me. i crack whatever i want and feel like. If u wonder why i'm writting cracked/crack all the time is bequese. this site is cracked, A cracked go into the box, Remove everything and add new. A hacker just go in do something to show he was able to do it.. really stupid if u ask me. -I'm gonna greet some dudes now, bequse iv'e seen people greeting others before when they cracked a site. So my greets are for wait lemme think here... oh yeah, m4nuel silverlords Iahweh. Woah i gave greet to 3 persons.. i really need to get some new friends.. dont u agress ? Well the admin is lame i gotta say that. bequse if he wasent so fucking lame i wouldent been able to hack this site. bye.