A word from the late sir Cheverell De-Haughton. O.B.E , M.B.E , T.W.A.T. (deceased).

" Now look here chaps. I don't think there is any need for all this hacky cracky nonsense ,

I mean what's a chap to do if he can not look at his favorite site of scantily clad ladies

without having to endure the ghastly boredom of wading through piles of hacker filth.The death

penalty is too good for these bally fools . I say tie them to a bed naked and spank their little

botties until they're red raw , yes then rub some oil into those shining buttocks , yes and

then get the riding crop and give them a damned good hiding because they are naughty

boys .Yes very naughty , and I will punish them ,yes I will ."