Mr_Twig hacked and defaced ATIO's webserver
Mr_Twig thinks ATIO needs to learn how to secure their Webserver
Mr_Twig doesn't think farts are funny under ANY circumstance
Mr_Twig loves women
Mr_Twig voted DA
Mr_Twig HATES Pieter Immelman (Gaspode)
Mr_Twig thinks Dr. Wouter Basson invented HIV to kill the blacks
Mr_Twig framed OJ Simpson
Mr_Twig invented a/s/l
Mr_Twig hacked NATO's computers and programmed them to bomb the Chinese Embassy
Mr_Twig pees in the Atlantic Ocean and laughs when watching people swimming in it
Mr_Twig does HTML coding in vi
Mr_Twig loves Nandos
Mr_Twig cleaned the oil off the penguins and donated the oil to Zimbabwe
Mr_Twig doesn't think Miss South Africa is pretty
Mr_Twig drives a fast car
Mr_Twig is having a bad hair day
Mr_Twig wants Gaspode to be put in a wheelchair
Mr_Twig loves Icebabe
Mr_Twig refuses to pay for a TV license
Mr_Twig wishes PAGAD would stop bombing Cape Town
Mr_Twig loves backrubs and rainbows
Mr_Twig is a touch typist
Mr_Twig was Kung-Foo Fighting
Mr_Twig says "Did I do that?"
Mr_Twig thinks Gareth Cliff at 702 is funny
Mr_Twig for president
Mr_Twig has taken E
Mr_Twig thinks the "xargs" command is too cool
Mr_Twig will be paying more for medical aid next year
Mr_Twig is tired and needs sleep - BYE