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- Women
may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can
the salon owner.
- A
special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on
Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
- If an
elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee
has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
- It is
illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a
swimsuit.
- Men may
not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
- Having
sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
- It is
illegal to skateboard without a license.
- When
having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
- You may
not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on
Thursdays.
- It is
considered an offense to shower naked.
- You are
not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip
the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
- Oral
sex is illegal.
- You may
not kiss your wife's breasts.
- Penalty
for horse theft is death by hanging.
- It is
illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
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Big Pine
Key
- It is
illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or
will have to go to jail.
Cape
Coral
- It is
against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a
clothesline.
- It it
illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front
of your house on the street. This law is limited to
only those who do not own the house. (Repealed
2000)
Daytona
Beach
- The
molestation of trash cans is banned.
- Sec.
10-56. While intoxicated, under influence of narcotics,
prohibited. It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or
bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the
corporate limits of the city when under the influence of
intoxicating liquor or narcotic drugs to the extent that his
or her normal faculties are impaired. (Code 1955, § 28-64)
- Sec.
22-44. Storage, depositing prohibited. It shall be unlawful
for any person, either as owner, occupant, lessee, agent,
tenant, or otherwise, to store or deposit, or cause or
permit to be stored or deposited, any abandoned, junked or
discarded motor vehicle or motor vehicles upon any public or
private property within the city. (Code 1955, § 20-11)
- Sec.
18-2. Weeds, trash, etc., as a public nuisance; removal by
property owner or by city at owner's expense; notice and
hearing; lien for expenses. (a) The existence of weeds,
trash, undergrowth, brush, filth, garbage or other refuse on
any lot, tract or parcel of land within the city which has
caused the property to become, or which may reasonably cause
the property to become infested, or inhabited by rodents,
vermin or wild animals, or may furnish a breeding place for
mosquitoes or threatens the public health, safety or
welfare, or may reasonably cause disease or adversely
affects and impairs the economic welfare of the adjacent
property, is declared to constitute a public nuisance and is
hereby prohibited.
Hialeah
- Ambling
and strolling is a misdemeanor.
Jupiter
Inlet Colony Inlet
- Sec.
3-1. Bird sanctuary declared. (a) It is hereby declared that
all territory embraced within the corporate limits of the
municipality shall be a bird sanctuary. (b) It shall be
unlawful for any person within the municipality to shoot,
trap or in any manner kill, wound or maim any bird of any
kind, or at any time to throw at any birds of any kind any
missile with slingshots or any other weapon, or to disturb
their eggs or their young or their nests. (Ord. No. 8-59,
§§ 1, 2, 8-10-59)
Key West
- Chickens
are considered a 'protected species'.
Miami
- It is
illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless
gown.
- Sec.
8-3. Bell or other warning device. No person shall operate a
bicycle unless it is equipped with a bell or device capable
of giving a signal audible for a distance of at least 100
feet, but no bicycle shall be equipped with, nor shall any
person use upon a bicycle, any siren or whistle. (Code 1967,
§ 8-3; Code 1980, § 8-3)
Pensacola
- Citizens
may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on
their person.
- It is
illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up
according to the contents of the barrel.
- A women
can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a
bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils.
Pinecrest
- In
order to operate a burglar alarm, a permit must be obtained.
Sec. 12-23. Registration required; application;
transferability; false statements. (a)All persons must
complete and submit to the village an emergency contact
registration form for their alarm if they operate or cause
to be operated an alarm system in the village. A separate
registration is required for each alarm system. Upon receipt
of a completed registration form, the police department
shall issue a numbered alarm sticker to the applicant to
facilitate retrieval of registration information. (Ord. No.
97-17, § 1, 10-14-97)
Sanford
- Stage
nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona
fide" theatrical performances. Violating this ordinance
results in a $100 fine.
Sarasota
- If you
hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.
- You may
not catch crabs.
Tampa
Bay
- It is
illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.
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