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News (Updated Wednesday 08/02/2000 10:08 EST)
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  • Microsoft Final Solution (Read)
    Thanks to Slash for the pointer (and for helping me with my ruck :-))
    Posted by noweb4u on 08/02/2000 @ 10:15
  • A reply I just found to the "Linux Myths" page by M$ (Read)
    It is old, but excellent research
    Posted by noweb4u on 08/01/2000 @ 11:20
  • Microsoft tries to take www.microsof.com (Read)
    Watch out for the popup ad
    Posted by noweb4u on 7/31/2000 @ 15:43
  • Ballmer: "Linux is communism" (Read)
    Can he stick his foot further in his mouth? Last I checked IE was free too.
    Posted by noweb4u on 7/31/2000 @ 15:28
  • More updates cometh! (Read)
    The new backend under development (which was used to post this story) will make updates to the site easier!
    Posted by noweb4u on 7/31/2000 @ 14:56
  • Paul (noweb4u) Finally gets back online at home (Read)
    Not even a house fire can keep me down :-)
    Posted by noweb4u on 7/31/2000 @ 00:41
  • Microsoft is begging for the supreme court to not take their case (Read)
    Sorry for the slow updates folks, I have been pretty busy lately :-(
    Posted by noweb4u on 7/26/2000 @ 15:26
  • Sometimes Barney starts playing peekaboo on his own! (Read)
    This is just disturbing
    Posted by noweb4u on 07/07/2000 @ 14:05
  • Microsoft has a policy to fire Temps after 364 days (Read)
    With the way they treat customers, is it any surprise they treat employees like shit?
    Posted by noweb4u on 06/30/2000 @ 13:42
  • BOFH: What the Microsoft Breakup Really means (Read)
    Posted by noweb4u on 06/22/2000 @ 16:51

Whiny crap from the Microsoft front
Bill Gates -
"Curiously, while the DOJ is claiming that Windows should not include browsing capabilities, Microsoft competitors are busy incorporating basic operating system services such as printing and running applications into their browsers, making them nothing less than "an operating system." (Read)


Some of our favorite quotes:
"I find it appropriate that a corporation that attained dominance not as a result of the superiority of their products but as a result of thier marketing and propaganda machine is going to be brought down not by any o ne given violation of laws or an airtight legal case against them, but by the ineptitude of thier legal defense and inability to be realistic in the face of facts."
-- Flak Magnet
"Microsoft products are like playing russian rulette with an automatic, your only lucky if someone is stupid enough to not put in the clip"
-- ZeR0LogiKz
"It took the power of 3 Commodore 64's to go to the moon, but it takes a 486 to run Windows... Something is desperately wrong here"
Seen on Slashdot.org as someone's signature line

Interesting Links
  • Parody of Microsoft's "dot-truth" series about linux and sun. (Read)(See Original dot-truth page)
  • Windows 98 crashes during demo (1.7M .mov file) (See It!)
  • Bill Gates gets Pied! (724K Mpeg) (See It!)
    Thanks to Micromatrix for the Above
  • Caldera vs. Microsoft DR-DOS case settled. See the orginal case documents. VERY INTERESTING! (Click Here)
  • The Netscape 0.9 Time capsule, the beginning of a revolution. (View)
  • In an attempt to give you all a link to tell Microsoft about there "Great new product" Internet Explorer (5.01) They require you to buy the product first. What a load of crap. (View)
  • Download the All New Internet Explorer 5.01 128-Bit Encryption today! NOT! Well well well. Microsoft was smart on this one! In an attempt to download there 5.01 128 Bit version of Internet Explorer, The link that they had on the page refered back to it self... Little paranoid, or a little stupid? (View)
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