Thank you for your interest in §exus Technologies. I ./raped this bitch!!

§exus provides the shitiest in networking solutions for your office.

As a Microsoft Certified Idiot we offer solutions ranging from peer-to-peer Windows 95 <Gay> networks, to client server networks using the insecure Windows NT network operating system <Queer>.
With our inexperienced staff of faggots including:

Microsoft Certified System Engineers <Idiots>
Microsoft Certified Professionals <and you call your selves pros?more like special ed students!!>
Certified Novell Administrators <you guys aren't certified in anything except masturbation>
CompTia A+ Certified Technicians <tech my dick>

We offer workgroup and enterprise server solutions utilizing these sped-tacular companies:

Compaq is a bunch of faggots playing with their sacks!!
Hewlett Packard sux ass!!
IBM - Idiots Bumfucking Monkeys

We have a variety of both hardware and software problems.Which will never get fixed because of our suckiness!
For more information please E-mail Lost_Child

§exus Technologies, Inc.
7600 E. Urahoe Rd. Ste 306
Englewood, Co. 80112
(800)772-6563 Phone
(800)938-3425 Fax

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