South Seas Resort on Captiva Island

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Captiva Island, Florida

fuck you

That's it.  I tried being cute, having some fun with your page.  I thought you might stop picking your noses and secure your site.  Your IT professionals are fools.

This time, you will be humiliated.  I am going to deface this site when you take my messages down, and not stop until you e-mail me and ask me to stop and ask me how i keep defacing your site.  Then I will tell you, and you will not be defaced anymore, at least this specific way.  You could also just sit down and slap yourself until you figured out why.  Or, you could just sit on your lazy asses and do nothing and be embarrassed.  Do you guys have stock?  Bye bye stock price.  =P

 

l33t%phrog, keep it real...

ahh, that girl at skool  =)

 

-sP

Inane Moose Crew, aww yeah...

(just thought of this because we are, or were, studying this in history.  we are not affiliated with the bull moose party.  however, we do think it's a tight name =)

 

Get lost in our 330-acre resort at the tip of tropical Captiva Island.  Enjoy great shelling on 2 1/2 miles of pristine beach. Love tennis? I LIKE TENNIS.  We have 18 courts, a tennis pro staff and are among Tennis Magazine's top 50 resorts. Golf? Our 9-hole waterfront course is one of the most scenic in the country, and our 18-hole course on nearby Sanibel Island is a real challenge. Our deep-water yacht harbor can dock boats up to 120 feet, and the bayside marina houses smaller craft, plus powerboat rentals and fishing, shelling and boat excursions. South Seas is also home to the Steve Colgate Offshore Sailing School, not to mention manatees, dolphin, great blue herons, loggerhead turtles, cormorants and a full-time resort naturalist to help guests appreciate and learn about this tropical paradise. this sounds like fun.  i would like to go.

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FUCK YOU
Voice 941-481-3636
Fax 941-481-4947
P.O. Box 194
Captiva Island, Florida 33924

 

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