i have an obcession wit' grandmas and i used to be in a band called 'granny elektra' but i g0t kicked out...but heres my song bitches...;P







everyone knows i'm a pure granny.
my nuts hang low like stringy spaghetti.
and we'll be ready at your highschool prom.
dance to the piper or we knock off yo moms.

damn damn oh me oh my
fiddle my stick and i'll diddle ya dry.
damn damn oh me oh oh
i'm a granny's man and i'm ready to go.
damn damn whats it to ya?
if ya over 80 then maybe i'll screw ya.
but if ya have a baby then i never knew ya.

ya know i love ya, coz i know ya love it.
i'll lay back while you stickit in my chiken nugget.
and i know you got roaches in yo pants.
so i'll go get some raid and invade your france.
coz i got a thang for little old grannys.
they smell kinda nice in their shit stained pannies.
first i'll lick ya face, then take off ya clothes.
then i'll wrap my dick in yo wrinkly ass pannyhose.
and if ya wanna screw then ya know i'll letcha.
Coz i'm a piper for the granny elektra.

i prefer my women from 60 to 95,
after i hit it, i hope their fuckin still alive.
coz if they aren't than i'm all alone,
shes dead on the floor and i got a bone.
so i start trippin and pick up the phone,
the doctor said shes dead, so i'm back to the nursin home.
i went to my shrink to ask him all about it.
he said "it may be a phase, ha!, but i doubt it."
i asked him if i was crazy or just unique.
he said i was one fuckin sicko freak.
he said this kinda shit should be against the law.
so that night, i called his great grandma.

oh, that granny had some moves she tried on me.
but she was so weak, she nearly died on me.
everytime we'd fuck the bitch would start to cough,
so we played doggy and her wig fell off.
but thats ok, coz i like bald bitches.
she screwed me so hard my dick got stitches.
and after we're done, my nutsack twitches.
she had herpes and now my nutsack itches.

if ya gotta granny, the older the better.
after i do her, she can knit me a sweater.
my type of granny likes to take out her teeth.
then she gums my dick until i hear her quief. (toot)
she just don't care and busts turds in her pannys.
elektra for life and werd to yo grannies!




hey...i really was in a punk band....but those fuckin punks didn't like my Rappin' coz they are faglet bitches. yah...rappers are kewl. punk sucks. oldies rewl too and so does heavy metal satanic shit! yah!!! so you fuckin country and alternative rock gangbanga's can suck
my

NUG!




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  • attrition.org - postin/puttin up with my shit
  • McIntyre - Emails me everyday!!
  • K33bl3r 3lv3s - i luv y0u
  • Ken Williams - my fuckin idol
  • HNN - updates me
  • Cyber-Strike & xHostile - eweet to the b0ne
  • l0pht - gawd you guys inspire me
  • Raw Data Crew - my own little s0metan s0metan
  • PSS + Securify - i like the old format better but ...
  • r00tsh3ll - luv ya but yur site is outdated @ the moment
  • 2600 - ¿c0m0 3st4s 3mm4nu3l?
  • Lauren - a 19 yr old i wanna have m4d s3x0r with.
  • Morlaith - a trew friend
  • PHC - don't fuq wit them
  • fuqrag - still hackin for the cristin bitch?
  • gH/mosthated - respect
  • vent / l7 - you got skill, what else can i say?
  • i.c.p. - y0 mikey, why don't yu ever reply? i wannA j0in the p0sse.
  • foneloozers 0f america - Taught me the basics to
    FuCkin my Ma - (Bell)

    and all th0s3 sKr1p7-k1dd13z i ferg0t. i lUv YeW 2.




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