The following is an exerpt from my last fone call
with the Emergency Operator in Chicago.
Operator: 911. Whats your emergency?
acidk|own: Help!! HElp!! aHWwhhwwW!!!
Operator: What is your emergency?
acidk|own: **panting**
acidk|own: I just went to the b0z0 sh0w and somethin TERRIBLE happened!!
Operator: What ?!!?¿??
acidk|own: it was him!! b0z0 the kl0wn.
Operator: **confused**
acidk|own: i went to the b0z0 sh0w in chicago and after the sh0w,
b0z0 said i had won a "special" prize. i was thrilled...so he told me to cum
to the back room where he put on his make up and fixed his hair. So i
followed him to this basement. then he shut the door behind me and told me
to play with his WaNg WaNg. I was terrified. this wasn't the b0z0 the kl0wn
i knew as a child. He tricked me at first and said it was a magikal whistle
that i had to blow into. so i blew it a few times but it went tooo far down
my throat. and it kinda GaGGeD m3. I was gaggin and then this "magik"
whistle sh0t some sorta chl0rinE type fluid down my esophagus. i thought
everythin he told me was the truth...until after i took this "whistle" outta
my mouth...all the make up came off and i could tell i wasn't suckin on a
Whistle! I was suckin on a PHaT mutha Fuckin Cl0wN PeNis.
Operator: uh huh.
acidk|own: but i tried runnin. but it was no use. he tied me up and fondled
my anal hole and had his way with me.
Operator: Where are you at now?
acidk|own: In the bathroom on the second fl00r. after he played with me for
4 hours he was exhausted. and i was so wet and soggy i was able to slip
outta the ropes he tied me up with.
Operator: i am sendin some officers over there right now.
acidklown: Thank YOU!!!
Operator: Just stay on the line.
acidk|own: Ok...So is there anything i can.....
b0z0: What the FUCK!!!!!!!
b0z0: You little fuck! cum over to daddy!
acidk|own: aHHHHHHH!!!!!
Operator: Hello?
b0z0: hey babe. everythings cool over here. i can h00k yu up with some
autographed pics of me nude and i'll send ya some tickets to the sh0w...
just pretend this never happened.
Operator: What!??
b0z0: cum see me tomorrow. and wear somethin sexy.
b0z0: bye.