In what is UNDOUBTEDLY the hottest issue of Tiger Beat ever to be put out, ralph wiggum, the itallian stallion, reveals all in a no holds bar interview and picture shoot! Read as he explains what he likes in a girl or in a good glue stick. Plus all the yummy foldouts to put in your locker to make your 13 year old titless friends jealous that you could EVER want! Be the coolest girl (or boy!) in your school by sporting the newest line of threads by ralph wiggum. Such HOT emsembles include a beige shirt and orange pants. Sexy at the beach or in the VD clinics. In fact, if you DON'T wear these clothes, you're sure to look like THIS!!! And if not like that, you're sure to be one of those unpopular chicks who reaches their period at the age of 16 and be completely stupid. Like you know? The kind of chick who is too fat for the cheerleading team but insecure enough to fool around with the chess team! So be like ra1ph or wind up unhappy with your CHUBBY body more so than you already are! And let's get something straight, you're never going to be popular enough to hangout with the cool kids anyway. Why not just save yourself the trouble of becoming less superflouous to the world around you and buy our merchandise! You may ask yourself 'why?', but the answer is 'BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT!!! NOW BUY OUR SHIT, BITCH!'

Also in this addition of Tiger Beat, a brand new look at enemas and why JTT swears by them AND our list of most sexy hackers! Plus the top 10 fashion tips for insecure adolescent girls who can't find ANYTHING that matches that training bra!!!


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