Attention:  Santa Claws IS NOT REAL!!!

and neither is the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or the mailman, cuz they're figments of your fuckin imagination, you stupid little cunt!
(and I mean that in a BAD way...)


          Greetings!  This is your microwave speaking.  I like purple banannas.  And blue ducks.  Lets get some big-breasted naked dead chicks to bounce on our trampoline.  Doesn't the lawnmower need ginger ale?  If 2 + 2 = 4, then worms are eating my brain.  Or maybe that's just the ant that crawled up my nose.  Either way, my brain never did that much good.  It was always leakin out of my ear, anyways.  I LIKE BOOBS!  From my head down to my toes.... scrambled or fried.... in my mouth.... they make a crunch side!  I LIKE BOOBS!  Imation.... High Density... 1.44 Megabytes!  Nous avons vu plus haut que dans un vers nous trouvons plusieurs groupes de mots.  Fact:  our sleep time over the last century has been reduced by about 20%.  I pace though the house shaking my head... this I could not explain.  Anybody can observe the sabbath, but making it holy takes the rest of the week.  Is there a relationship between Lycopene and a healthy prostate?  Yes! Show me how $1 can buy $10,000 of life insurance.  Send me more information about Globe's LongLife protection.