WELL WELL WELLL, DID U MISS US?@? :)

OK.. FIRST OFF. WE GOTTA TELL YOU THAT WE PLANED ON DOING THIS HACK LAST NIGHT BUT... WELL... WE WERE WAY TO DRUNK TO EVEN TYPE. SEE, WE HAD A LITTLE PARTY LAST NIGHT AND THE BEER/VODKA GOT TO US FASTER THAN WE HAD PLANED ON. ALSO, WE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS TIME TO THANK THE 3 NAKED GIRLS THAT ENTERTAINED US LAST NIGHT IN OUR DRUNKEN HAZE. WE WOULDNT EVEN HAD REMEMBERED THAT WE HAD A PARTY LAST NIGHT EXCEPT THAT WE WOKE UP AT 11 THIS MORNING W/ BEER CANS AND VODKA BOTTLES AND NUDE/TOPLESS WOMEN STREWN ABOUT THE HOUSE, AND ONE MEMBER OF HFD EVEN WOKE UP TO HIS SURPRISE TO HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WITH A 16 YEAROLD FEMALE IN HER UNDERWARE. GO FIGURE. THE PARTY WAS A SUCCESS, WE GOT TO SEE LOTS OF TITS... AND SAMPLE SOME FINE BREW. LIFE IS GOOD.

W3 BELIEVE IN THE ETHICAL AND JUST TREATMENT OF DRUNKS aLL ACROSS TH3 NATION!!^$@%#$%
RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MOMENT.. THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF DRUNKS BEING THROWN OUT OF B4RS, KICKED OUT OF THER HOMES, AND BEING THROWN IN JAIL ALL AKROSS THIS GREAT LAND. WE, THE HFD ARE SICKEND AND FED UP WITH THE LACK OF RESPECT THAT THESE SUCH PEOPLE.. THESE MONSTERS... THESE DRUNKS ARE RECEIEVING FROM THE WORLD. THEY SHARE A LOVE FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND FULLFILLING THING THAT EXISTS ON GODS GREEN 3ARTH... B00ZE. BECAUSE OF THIS PASSION FOR THE SWEET DROPS OF BEER, VODKA, AND BRANDY THESE MEN AND WOMEN ARE PERSECUTED DAILY BYE OUR UPTIGHT RIGHT WING AMERICAN PUBLIC. WE VOW TO HACK NOT ONLY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS ALKIEHAL, BUT FOR THE RIGHTS AND FREEDOM THAT DRUNKS EVERYWHERE WILL ONE DAY HAVE.

WE.. THE HFD ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE LOWSY.. THE KINGS OF THE PATHETIC... AND THE RULERS OF WHATS LEFT OF THIS HERE BOTTLE OF SKYY VODKA.

Not drunk is he who from the floor 
    Can rise again and drink some more; 
But drunk is he who prostrate lies, 
 And can neither drink nor rise. 

MAD PROPS TO ALL TEENAGE NAKED CHICS WHO TAKE OFF THEIR TOPS TO MP3'S BLASTING OUTTA BEERMANS BOX. ALSO, MAD PROPS TO OWNER OF THE PLACE IN WHICH WE PARTIED LAST NIGHT FOR LETTING US BUY ALL THE LIQUOR... AND NOT EVEN SAYING THANKS. IF IT WASNT FOR THE HFD THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO BEER, NO VODKA AND THE GIRLS WOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN NAKED... I THINK THAT BASTARD OWES US. OH YEAH, DONT RENT DEBBIE DOES DALLAS '99, IT SUCKS.

HFD: beerman, beercan, and beerbottle. Fighting for the rights of drunks everywhere.